Post ITT and you shall get a girlfriend this year

piss off degenerate perverted krautoid

Based

My last one broke up with me for reasons that only make sense in her own head. So here’s to hoping to get a less crazy one this year

Cool Reddit thread.

I just want mine back

ITT

I don't want a gf

oh well

I just wish my wife was real.

I have achieved wizardry already, succubi are no longer a threat for me.
Still would hold hands with one though.

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Christ, the level of faggotry is over 9000 with this op.

I want a flat titty Jewess

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I don't believe in this thread's power unless I get digits.

I broke up with my ex because she was crazy, but I feel good about this year

Yep, thought so.

Israel provided gf?

Rollin for GF digits in my own year of the tiger.

Thanks user.

that's a jewtranny, there is nothing feminine about her whatsoever. she's a lanklet faggot who thinks she's superior to you

As soon as you're finished fucking, you're immediately starting to plan out a believe narrative that will gracefully get her out of your place, or your escape plan to leave her place, without being so awkward that you burn the bridge for fucking her again later on.

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i want a gf so bad ive been alone for 5 years

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Alright, just in case

>incels: the thread
Just be yourself

Your girlfriend has been granted lads.

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here goes nothing

Let’s do this.

It better work, boludo.

That's the only flat titty Jew I have

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nooo i was too late

May aswell

Big titty goth for me, thanks!

Probably not, but we’ll see

King

SENDING YOU ALL MY ENERGY

BY HEAVENS I ANNOUNCE

THAT THE FOLLOWING ANONS WILL EFFECTIVELY GET A GIRLFRIEND THIS YEAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I don't want a girlfriend. I want a 15 foot tall sexbot.

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Checked and kekd

Based

It is kind of like that. I suppose your parents are supposed to tell you how they met and show you the bed or toyota upon which you were created.
My parents didn't do this and now look at my post quality

No. Also, yes. Human interaction is something you're supposed to be good at because humans are social animals.

MORE GIRLFRIENDS INBOUND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I hope those are milking buckets for my benis.

There can’t actually be people out there that sad and pathetic, can there be?

Give mea 9/10 red pilled gf with a perfect personality, argentina bro.

Do you want a girlfriend or not fren?

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Thanks famalam

Please be true. I am so lonely.

Let's go

Give me an unvaxxed and untainted gf

GIRLFRIEND PETITION HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE GODS

MORE GIRLFRIENDS INBOUND

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We want to sheath our naked members.
Any port in a storm.

Rolling for waifu

I’m in

THE MEME WIZARD HAS USED ALL OF HIS ENERGY

THE MEME WIZARD IS NOW GOING TO SLEEP

NO MORE GIRLFRIENDS WILL BE GRANTED FOR TODAY

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I just want to be happy. I'm funny. I got brains. I'm interesting to talk to. I make friends easily. I'm just short and ugly. I don't know if I even want a gf anymore. I just want to be happy.

Can she be cute?

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What a retarded incel sperg meme, no wonder there's a chink on it.

I have waifu and I’ve come to accept that’s the best I’ll ever have

Here’s your (You)
Is this meme magic?

No I won't.

I would like to find someone worth dating, please.

I can get laid easily enough, but finding someone to love is so much harder.

Let's fucking gooooo. I believe

Fine, I, a Chad will help all the GFless fellas here.
Pay attention because I'm only going to say this once, this will get you a girlfriend.
Ready?
Tell her she's pretty and pretend to like her.
Doesn't matter if she's ugly or miserable to be around, just lie. Women are so insecure that this works no matter how ugly the guy is.
A 1/10 quarduple amputee with down's syndrome and no penis can roll out of his handicap stall, and if he tells enough women "Yew pwetty n' funny" enough times, eventually some chick will try to blow him and find out he doesn't have a dick.