How to fake vax/booster?

My company wants proof of vax and booster for paid travel and such. How can I effectively fake this? Call my state health dept. and tell them I "lost" my vax card or something?

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pay to based doktors and let him make you look vaccinated person in minecraft

have doctor friends

>I don't like taking vaccines
>t. Future polio victim

Is this a tranny

Did you get a polio booster?

No that is a europoor female.

Always is until confirmed otherwise by physical inspection at my house

>Did you get a polio booster?
No, need. Thanks to legislation requiring the polio vaccine we have heard immunity. Im still wondering when mass die offs are going to come from that lol

Oh ok

>haha Drumpf said drink bleach. stupid chuds.
>boost me three times daddy government!!!

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>Im still wondering when mass die offs are going to come from that lol
That was in India lol

You don't need a polio booster because the polio vaccine was an actual vaccine that was effective. There is no vaccine for covid. There is mrna therapy that is ineffective. Covid is spread by those that were injected with the mrna mystery juice.

absolutely based dostum

This
So simple

I don't know any based doctors. Can't I just forge the card or something? Or lie to get a "replacement" card? Has anyone done this?

>How to fake vax/booster?
If you do this you are just as bad the faggots who take it for validating their whole kiked system.

Put a bandaid on your arm and just go "fuck and I just got the booster!!"

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just take the jab goyim

Cool. Meanwhile I actually have a family to provide for.

No forging card does not mean anything. You have to fake yourself in system.

This is my opinion, i may be wrong.

hala safkanız ßrem

quit and move to denmark

your company cant look at your vaccine records without your permission because of HIPA. if you provide them with any vax card its virtually impossible for them to verify the veracity of it, at least outside of healthcare workers. as a federal contractor, when we were given notice to provide proof of vaccination they even explicitly said these records are kept at the state level and the federal gov could not find your records themselves so we had to scan them in (funny admission for them to make)

continuing with this, you can find decent instructions in the old covid general threads for making a vaxcard