Substitute drug for masterbation

I'm Catholic.
Don't wanna get married to a money grubbing whore right now.
Need to stop jerking it but it's the only way i can deal with stress.
Is there anything that's a good substitute. Alcohol is good for the evenings but sometimes I need something during the day.

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Cardiovascular exercise. Weak excuse for a man.

Blue Lotus

>catholic
You're already a stupid satanist cunt so do whatever the fuck you want you fucking retard

Stuff things up your anus.

google "disposable vape" there are many different kinds. its nicotine salt with liquid and flavoring. they cost anywhere from $8-30 per device. lasts around 2 weeks if you dont use it constantly.

It's an aphrodisiac it will make things worse no?

Go to r/covidvaccinated and read about side effects and pm people "how do you like that science now"

just shoot up fentanyl. i've never had the need to jerk off after it. also if you use dirty needles and puddle water then it scares normies away so you can be in peace

Based Audrey appreciator.

What's so stressful about your life that you need to do it during the day? Maybe you should just cut down on coffee.
I just watch cat videos when I'm stressed.

Wow I'm an idiot. Cigarettes give me a head ache but i never thought about vape. Thanks

Maybe. You can also look into the amino acids Tyrosine and Theanine.

Catholics are pedo enablers

Yeah I vape too, it helps. You definitely shouldn't be drinking every day though. I used to toke every day but now it's Friday night and weekends only which is more rewarding and cheaper

Exercise till you're too tired to even remember you have a dick.
Anything else is cope and looking for an easy fix.

True in the novos ordo but im a traditional Catholic

Blacked.com disgust yourself with all those giant, strong black cocks destroying those tight wet white pussies leaving their seed deeper than anyone else has ever been. It’s absolutely disgusting and it makes me sick. I can’t recommend it enough.

It will put you off porn forever watching those perfect, petite Aryan goddesses leave snail trails from their body shaking orgasms all over those revolting, thick and veiny nigger penises. I think I just pissed in my pants I feel so disgusted.

I go through like a bottle every 3 days. I'm thinking about doing suana as a substitute for that

>cope and looking for an easy fix
Correct

Idk man life and work cat videos help too actually but not when it gets real bad

And protestants kickstarted the centuries-long revolution in the Church which allowed pedos in. Thanks Luther!

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And yet Priests all over the world still can't keep their fucking hands off of little boy butts

>season 3
>they said episode 8 is the best in history of TV
>bear through the first few episodes
>watch episode 8
>stretched out scenes that make no sense
>Audery is now a fat pig
i would've been fine if it was a Any Forums meme, but it seems even critics say that this is "muh pure art" or whatever.
What the hell is this garbage and why are people praising it?
>inb4 Lynched
fuck off.

Get a gym membership you lazy ass