Now Cyrano is a dwarf, he is secretly in love with Roxane, and Roxane is in love with a nigger
Meet the new adaptation of "Cyrano de Bergerac"
David Rogers
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Justin Carter
I know it is attrocious, but Cyrano was always in love with Roxane...
Brayden James
>Cyrano is a dwarf, he is secretly in love with Roxane, and Roxane is in love with a nigger
Kek holy fuk
Christian James
So Russia has also fallen to the jew
Daniel Fisher
>Blacked
Luis Reyes
mutt media empire....
just sadness
John White
youtu.be
just watch this and call it square
only remake you need
Landon Cox
>is a dwarf
Hahahahahahahahah just too fucking funny
Jonathan Perry
Made in Bongland, not Russia.
It's just this movie poster from a Russian pirate site
Aiden Roberts
LMFAO...a fucking dwarf
>Ah ! non ! c’est un peu court, jeune homme !
Ah ! non ! c’est un peu court, jeune homme !
>Ah ! non ! c’est un peu court, jeune homme !
Cameron Nguyen
1. That story was already gay to begin with you fucking faggot.
2. LEL manlets BTFO
3. The only good adaption of Cyrano is the Steve Martin an Daryl Hannah version (which was still gay cucumber porn).
Kayden Hill
Hahahaha, fuck kike cinema.
Isaiah Jenkins
Holy hell it’s a musical with that dwarf Peter Dinglet or whatever.. the absolute state of cinema
Hudson Ramirez
The reason that Christian is black is because Dinklage is white. You see this a lot now: hiring white guys in leading roles is a huge no-no, but sometimes they want a particular big name or are making a sequel to a pre-Floyd media or whatever and have no choice, so they compensate by surrounding the lead with black actors.
Peacemaker is the ultimate example of this phenomenon:
Christopher Roberts
>Cyrano, go bug warwick
Samuel Foster
I hate kikes so fucking much.
Jackson Morgan
oh so par for the course
god i hate the UK
Hunter Adams
Kek. The midget almost completely dominates this picture. So, not compensating for anything, then...
Aiden Perry
Unreal. So this fucking midget was bitching and trying to get 7 midgets fired from Snow White, because "it's demeaning to play a dwarf", but he has no problem taking dwarf roles.
#1 this movie is going to fucking TANK. We all know that. Who's gonna watch this stupid BS? Trannies, liberals, and some consooomers...that's it. Thank the fucking stars. This will be the movie that buries this fucking midget once and for all.
#2 nobody likes seeing this fucking midge. You could've casted any fucking midget in GoT and they'd get the same reception. Imagine paying to watch a whiney midget and a faggot nigger try and win the heart of some no name whore lol yeah snoozefest 2000 right there folks.
#3 did I mention this movie is gonna flop? Cause it's gonna flop hard...real hard. And again, I'm confident this will be the movie that kicks this liberal faggot midget outta movies and tv everywhere.
Fuck I can't stand that piece of shit.
Zachary Hughes
Simp, cuck, chud, dwarf writes love letters for BLACK BVLL to give Braphog he's secretly in love with.
While BLACK BVLL BBC lays down pipe/BLACKED.com on pawg. Filling all her her holes and seeding.
Dwarf is left with the scraps after he's done with her.
Typical life of a cucked chud/cel.
lol.
Gabriel Lee
Why doesn't Russia ban that shit like China does?
Even if you don't have the state resources to enforce bans on that stuff like China's control of its own internet, just having the position of anti-degeneracy would be nice.
Brody Miller
>caring about the faggotry of theatre getting faggotrier
Kevin Anderson
as Paris Hilton said
>thats hot
Daniel Brooks
Sorry angloids but I don't need anything that the Depardieu movie. You can keep your ridiculous woke remakes.