Why is it that all the new eco-friendly green technologies suck?

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It was like everything else pushed by the UN and WEFs of the world a scam and grift

Because instead of selling you a quality product that actually works, they're selling you the idea that when the propaganda comes on TV you don't have to feel so bad about yourself. This saves money.

Its intentional to make you buy the bad stuff

People are in the way.

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CFL bulbs are crap, but LED bulbs are unironically exceptional. Next to impossible to break and last for a long ass time - and they're quickly becoming super affordable.

I can get 2200k led bulbs for any socket or switch. They last for years. I've never had one burn out.

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>unironically exceptional
They have a shit spectrum. Also almost all of them are made with subpar components until you hit the $100 / lamp level making them dramatically more expensive in the long term.

They purposely overclock the filaments so they burn out.

You will never have dental care. You have no floss, you have no toothpaste, you have no mouthwash. You are an unhygenic man twisted by tea and crumpets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “tally-ho’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your lads are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mates” laugh at your ghoulish smile behind closed doors.

Dentists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed doctors to clean teeth with incredible efficiency. Even Englishmen who “brush their teeth” look uncanny and unnatural to a dentist. Your rotting gums are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make an appointment with a dentist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected maw.

You will never be able to chew solid food. You wrench out a few meager strokes of the toothbrush at the top of the morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the halitosis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, buy a suicide license, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your queen will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable stench. They’ll bury you without your dentures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Englishman is buried there. Your remaining teeth will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your toiletries is a toothbrush that was never opened.

more importantly they all flicker because every edison socket LED bulb made for AC power had its own converter on board and they use switch mode exclusively or else the bulb would be too large hot and heavy

they all flicker like mad

phoebus cartel shill detected

tell me about philips dubai lights

iiiiinnnnteresting.

Holy shit. Right out in the open.

I will never, not in my life give a half-hearted "tally-ho" to a fellow bong.
>t. Suvverner
PS: I'd rather have yellow stained teeth than the plastic, artificial smile of a Burger.

Even with the lowest energy prices in the US they are still significantly less expensive long term

lmao

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Get them either dimmable and use more, but dimmed down or get the kind with extra filaments so spread the load out. Generally, if they feel hot when you touch them, they are going to burn out faster. If you dim them down to the point you can't feel much heat or only a little warmth, they last far longer, but might flicker if you go too low depending on brand.

The one on the right is a spy device. Class b electrical device. It puts out so much noise they have to be sold via fcc license. Globohomo is so bold about the spying they now sell led with a built in blueteeth speaker.

(I know that’s a cfl, but it’s an old photo implying led)

They usually flicker if power is below 110 or wires in lamp are backwards. Also flicker in hi-lo switches.

You can't blame them, there's only so much you can do with the archaic hertzian wave based electrical grid we've been using for over 150 years now.

>They have a shit spectrum. Also almost all of them are made with subpar components until you hit the $100 / lamp level making them dramatically more expensive in the long term.

Now tell him about the literal world wide conspiracy waged to make lightbulb manufactures across the planet purposefully reduce the lifespan of incandescent lightbulbs. What else would you expect from a company run by Thomas Edison amirite?

nah dude, they don't (just dont be a poor faggot and buy chink shit), they are great because LED bulbs last basically a lifetime and you can get them in any color temp, dimmable, or color changing. The incandescent light bulb is among the first examples of planned obsolescence, they were literally designed to burn out. Incandescent bulbs are inefficient as fuck. You can pay off the switch to "expensive" LED in a couple months depending on your usage. Before one of you cum guzzling faggots says that incandescent bulbs reduces your heating bill, it is very easy to do some math and find out they are very expensive compared to any other heating system as well.