How to find a woman who wants to live in the forest?

They’re all over YouTube.
How do I find one?

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She has nice thighs and calves. Nice and pleasantly plump.

Do they really live in the forest?
Or is this more trickery?

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Live in the forest and they'll come to you.

>go live off grid
>post about it on social media using technology

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Bitch is fat and also 3DPD, are you lost? This is Any Forums, we jack off to loli here, not 3D

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You won't find one.
Living off grid is generally speaking boring as shit if you don't have a hobby like woodworking or planting stuff etc...
Modern women have none of those interests and would fucking bolt under a month if you took them to the sticks.
Only way you're going to get one is to go to a place like Philippines and then taking one of the farmer poorfags from the rural areas.

You don’t.
If you find a female who will follow you, she will take your lead and go in the woods.
I did it, I didn’t get the best female possible but she is faithful and stays home to take care of the kids and house. Adnn4

This.
If a girl is over 20BMI before getting pregnant she'll become a WHALE after kids.
Do not reward fat women for their lack of willpower.

She lives near a fast food dumpster.

Not exactly true.
My wife loves that we live in the middle of nowhere.
She does miss the big city often but that’s just normal. I miss NYC sometimes as well.

>a woman
What you need is a girl.

Listen airman you and your whole unit might be incels but that’s not how Any Forums in general is. God I can’t wait for WWIII with Russia. I’ll be there waving as you move up to the front.

on youtube

>loli
>posts 1000 year old hag

She's cucking you.

Jesus Christ, dude

They are only all over YT because they know it is something that will get attention from simps. They act like the trad girl but are only doing it for attention and possibly donations

How do?

You have to realize that all the "offgrid" YouTubers do not actually live offgrid, they live off recording themselves being offgrid.

Would she do it if she also couldn't make money off YouTube?

Please, call me John.

>s(he)s 1000 years old guys its okay i jack off to it!

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>"living off the grid"
>overweight
>shaved legs and armpits

Hmm, something doesn't add up

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>How to find a woman who wants to live in the forest?
Pro tip, they don't want to live in the forest, if they did, they would.

Instead they're posting garbage on social media for attention.

You lack real life experience.
Just because a large fraction of women are opportunists doesn’t mean they are all grifters or simp whatever.
Women who have the idea of a family will try to emulate that.
Also women are opportunists so if you are able to provide value you will get women.
See the duality on what I’m telling you

Have you tried the soup kitchen?

I'm sure there are real trad women, but likely not so many on YT fishing for likes and subscriptions