THE USA IS A FUCKING DYSTOPIAN COMEDY

There literally exists nothing more absolutely American than niggers and rednecks brawling in Golden Corral because the steak ran out FUCKING KEK. We are a literal comedy.

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Lol, this isn’t news to us Canadians desu

It seems like you’re about ready to accept your place, fat boy

Let me tell you something about Canada, that Americans would never understand. In Canada WE are the superior nation in every regard. You fat FUCKS always say “Canadians are obsessed”, but let me tell you something you ignorant school shooting, Mexican/black, OBESUM, and unclean and uneducated faggots; you would be ‘obsessed’ too if you were next to a disgusting and FAILED abortion of a country.

I’m PROUD of being Canadian. I’m proud of the fact that I’m NOT AMERICAN. Every Canadian worth his salt, syrup and Timbits is proud of this FACT

We have lots of immigrants in this country. And I can tell you with full confidence that I’d prefer 1,000,000,000 of each over a single American ANY day of the week. The moment somebody makes the choice to come here over the disgusting pile of REFUSE that is “over there”, they are by default SUPERIOR.

All of you had stupid spic parents that simply weren’t smart enough to come up here, and are of low class TRASH from all of your respective countries. And that’s a fact

In Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged like you would in the capitalist aids-ridden hellhole down south. There is no such thing as crime here. There is no such thing as poverty here. No such thing as starvation. No such thing as sexual assault. And most of all, no such thing as being an AmeriFUCK.

Hell, I’m Canada you can be anything without the pain of being judged. You could literally be a purple goblin with a dildo on you forehead with sparkles and shit covering your feet and people would STILL understand, that’s how we roll, that’s what makes us superior.

Anything would be better as an alternative than being an American fuck up.

Fuck America and FUCK all the Americans reading this fucking comment

>Memeflag
>Wall of incoherent BS

KEK

>dyslexia in motion
Sorry fat, went too hard

>Canada
>Picrel

"Proud" KEK

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Dinner and entertainment? fuck I love this country

Show flag Australian faggot

I knew it, you show you’re true form you fat snake

You absolute LOACH

You claim to hate America in deception to then do the most American thing, trashing Canada like the fat fuck you are

(Then you also double posting like a bitch too, but that’s here not there)

Lol do Americans really?

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Show trucker affiliation (ie gaps in your teeth) you American backed traitor

god i hate niggers.