Who here is a fed?

Yes, but you probably aren't a great fit.

No

Well come on by for an interview. I’m a real team player.

Retired military officer here. We analyze Any Forums without many active feds. It is mostly bots and we can track you even with a VPN. Just most of you aren't really worth keeping track of. Most of you will never be anything more than you are right now. And even if you go all Columbine we won't stop it because the panic increases our budget next year. We like you as a boogeyman to scare normies but Any Forums hasn't been relevant since 16.

I'm a female body inspector

If you aren't willing to support the status quo, you don't want to be on this team. You will be found out quite quickly

>And even if you go all Columbine

As I have stated many times, I only support the shooting and bombing of schools when it is done by America's strongest ally.

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You’d be surprised at the things I will support for a paycheck user.

We won't be surprised at the things you'll abandon for the promise of a larger paycheck either.

We can't touch God's chosen people for at least another decade or two. America's love for Isreal comes from the Christian protestant right and with so much diversity and anti religion being taught in the schools we will have to wait for the boomers to mostly die out before we let Iran turn them into a glass desert

I'm a fed. A very well fed.

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I bet I could take you.

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not yet, but my job won’t have anything to do with monitoring shitposts

This thread is glowing

>and we can track you even with a VPN.
goes both ways you know, idiolect pattern matching isn't magick

>who here is a fed
Not a fed.
They call me based here. I'm not sure based on what though.

>be a child
>want to fight for justice and defend your people as an adult
>actually become a fed
>go on a board about justice and defending your people
>shill nigger cock and IP bait to arrest these people

m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Z5xAH4kZjiw&feature=emb_title

Probably. But I also don't get paid to fight US citizens.

>Makes your children scream from their skin being flayed off after being blinded by a lasrifle
youtu.be/GPRDbSsNyF4

In the Warhammer 40k universe

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Too funny Dave

In the grim darkness of the 2nd millennium there is only mass blindness
youtu.be/MMam5K4o724

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>Blinded by a lasrifle
A las would cook them immediately faggot. They wouldn't have time to scream.

You do it for free? Or will it cost me a box of kool menthol cigarettes?

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its ez, we feed the feds

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Why on earth do you think I'm joking?

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