Does Praying Work?

if so, will you do it from me, fren?
if not, then wtf is up with picrel passage?
>inb4 you're asking for stuff against God's word
nah

nonchristian takes are welcomed

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You have to say it out loud

kek but there are those that yell it and still nothing after years of waiting

Youre calling God by the wrong name. This is why satanists are very precisely in the language and names they use in incantations.

Christians on the other hand just feel entitled so they pray to noone and nothing in particular then assume they are being tested like Job when they dont get what they want.

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More relevant passages
>Matthew 17:20
>He replied, “Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you

You're forgetting the other verse
Ask first for the kingdom of God.

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The Christian God is an anthropomorphism of the family bond (and by extension your community/race).
Whispering into the darkness does nothing.
Asking your family or community for help works.

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hitler is a nigger

This

why is she praying naked? that's practically masterbating in front of god.

>Youre calling God by the wrong name
what's God's name then

>Asking your family or community for help works
It seems to happen when I pray for my frens, that's true. I'll never know if it was rly bc of me tho

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when you look like that wishing for something will make it true, yes.

the holy ghost cant enter if you're clothed

> does talking to an imaginary friend get real world results

uhhh... nope...

>enter kingdom of heaven after death
>they get heckin’ nothin’!

Go back to r/atheism, cuck

This. God hates the nude body, this is why he fashioned for us clothes.

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God promises good things in earthly matters too bong, it's not just about going upstairs.
>Matthew 7:11
>If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

do you think god cannot see through clothes?

created in his image - he knows what you look like naked. why should that offend him? adam and eve were naked...

she has nothing to hide from God,
>ID
>Dog

Meditation is good, as is focus. Prayer works on both those fronts. God is a faery tale, but one that can be used as a focal point to build upon.

Also none of that is necessary and can be disregarded if you have a good head on your shoulders.

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Yes it does
You know those old stories about genies granting people wishes, and then those wishes being their demise?
Well, yeah figure it out.

I am a good person who gives good advice and fair punish,ents to my child and lo, I am rewarded with a submissive wife, an amazingly well paid job despite having no qualifications, and more money than I can spend. Plus,after I die, I am granted eternal life for believing in the glory of Him and his Son. Atheist cucks, get fucked.

Generally, no - midwit cope.
Genuinely extremely deep meditation is what you're looking for.

Poor girl she's asking for some clothes, doesn't she ? Someone help her.

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dunno about that, bong
>Ephesians 5:4
>Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.

I'm in AA and I say the lord's prayer, the serenity prayer, and a prayer to the archangel st. michael every day. I don't know if it works but I'm sober so there's that

she's asking for a warm gypsy, user

Looks like she is praying for her husband to have smaller dick because it's so big it hurts her ass

>I'm sober
that's awesome, burger. for how long now?

Is this how they pray in Lisbon?
You guys are wild.

1 month 12 days. Just coming off a 6 month spree. Had 5 years before that

A shifting of focus. Like I said.

I'll sacrifice I guess

Yeah jon't ask for things to benefit yourself, God hates that greedy shit.

>nonchristian takes are welcomed
the jew egregore YHVH is not your friend, it is a jew protectorate - so to the extent that it will grant a prayer wish, it has to coincide with what's good for jews and their egregore that always asks for blood sacrifices.

PRAISE THE LORD

noice, keep it up. I believe in you fren and will definitely pray from your healing

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