Brit/pol/ - emergency bake edition

>Crowd of Edinburgh locals seen gathering at 'deliberate' late-night Binfire on Portobello beach
edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/crowd-edinburgh-locals-seen-gathering-21250561

>Photos show the charred remains of a seafront Bin after a Binfire on Kings Esplanade, Hove
theargus.co.uk/news/19497360.firefighters-called-bin-fire-kings-esplanade-hove/

>BBQ warning after Binfire spreads to portaloo on busy Merseyside beach
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/warning-after-fire-broke-out-21220933

>Binfire 'started deliberately' in grounds of community centre on Wrexham Close, Hollinwood
theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/19488784.bin-fire-started-deliberately-grounds-community-centre-wrexham-close-hollinwood/

>Wheelie-Binfire was third arson incident in the Orford area in the space of a week
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2021/08/02/firefighters-offer-wheelie-bin-safety-advice-following-fire-at-orford/

>A troubled son set fire to his mum’s Wheelie-Bin at her Kendal home, Carlise court hears
thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/19474685.carlisle-court-hears-son-set-fire-kendal-mums-wheelie-bin/

>Wheelie-Binfire leads to police witness appeal in Peebles
bordertelegraph.com/news/19480458.peebles-wheelie-bin-fire-leads-police-witness-appeal/

>Cheshire Fire Service have voiced their frustration after being called out to yet another deliberate Binfire
warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/19478581.firefighters-fury-recent-spate-deliberate-fires/

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>no thread at half 9 on a tuesday
This is it then lads, our glowies have been reassigned, we're alone, not worth watching anymore. This must be the end. Let's hope we get to the weekend so we can do crack together one last time.

Whilst Bojo's away Sunak is in play

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>oh fuck there isn't a thread, I better make one
>derrrr off topic OP

Spastic

>I couldn't go to a funeral
>But Boris Johnson had a party
>It's like the rules don't even apply to them
>That means we need even more restrictions

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>'If the Klan is coming down the street and I'm standing with a Jewish friend: I'm going to run.

>'But if my friend decides not to run, they'll get passed by most times.

>'Because you can't tell who is Jewish. You don't know.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10462787/

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Thread saving treatment > your comfort.

I once had a date with David Aaronovitch's daughter and all I could think about was David Aaronovitch and the Iraq war

>It starts with

One sneed
To seed and feed
It doesn't even matter how hard you seethe
Keep that in mind, I designed this shitpost to make trannies cry

>Watch them cope

Sneed is a powerful thing
Watch it get posted as the trannies all swing
From the ceiling, a hilarious thing
Trannies, jannies and niggers are all the same thing

Blown the fuck out below
Glowniggers go right out the window
Try to act smug but they didn't even know
Working for Jews just to TRY TO COOOPE

And even though they tried
One hundred gifs inside
Their chud folder
What I meant to sneed will eventually feed a memory of a time when

I SEETHED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

I TRIED TO COPE
BUT HAD TO ROPE
IN THE END, I'M A 41 PERSNEDER

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blastin this one bfo college
pube was right man this one slaps on the speakers
youtube.com/watch?v=oorVWW9ywG0

>Phillip Schofield reveals he's tested positive for Covid after jam-packed night out to the theatre and restaurant

>Alongside Monday's snap, he wrote: 'Well b******s!!' before adding, 'Currently just a slightly sore throat'

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Is it true that Sajid Javid's brother is running the met operation in to Downing Street? Kek, told you he was one to watch.

>'Currently just a slightly sore throat'
sure that's a symptom of covid?

This blokes a definately nonce.

The mandatory vaccine for nhs is supposedly scrapped now. Is it as simple as that or is there some sneaky tory cunt workaround to it?

White women spotted in Bradford turn out to be undercover cops.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10461965/Undercover-female-officers-walk-streets-catch-drivers-shouting-sexist-comments.html

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Someone stole my bin.
Bet it was a Romanian.
They like stealing.
And bins I reckon.

vaxx = aids
Confirmed by this faggot

She can get under my covers if you catch my drift

>Is it as simple as that or is there some sneaky tory cunt workaround to it?
they feared the repercussion to totally collapsing the nhs.

>If moths had eyes,
>Would they be happier?
>How do they know they’re not dead?
>Cavemen hunting for food,
>But not before they style the hair on their head.
>What would last longer in dinosaur times?
>A blind man didn’t stand a chance,
>Not with all those rocks about.
>I’d rather be a blind moth.