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Aus/pol/ - Australian New Year Edition
Brody Lee
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Luis Richardson
ITT Pajeets pretending to be aussie blockes
Ayden Barnes
I am going to have an A2 stage 3 bath for chink new year. I just need someone to tell me the date
Jose Turner
Cope harder you inferior infidel dog. Islam is back and stronger than ever. There is NOTHING standing in the way of Sunni Islam conquering the entire globe and here is why.
No doubt you pathetic kuffar dogs have heard about the brave Mujahideen's victory over the US led Globohomo Coalition in Afghanistan all praise to Allah. Do you really believe the Mujahideen could have done this with any other ideology? Can you dogs imagine Chr*stain warriors, J*wish warriors, Bh*ddist warriors, Shi'ite warriors or even Ath*ist warriors completing such a feat? This is why Sunni Islam will win. This is why Sunni Islam is here to stay. This is why Sharia Law is here to stay.
I promise you infidel dogs, you will all either convert or kneel at our feet. The kikes have bred you cumskin Infidels to be effeminate pussies over the last 200 years. Remind me again what music is popular in your kuffar country, autotune pop with some fat slut shaking her ass? The Mujahideen produce superior Jihad Nasheeds how the FUCK can you kuffar and apostate dogs compete? You have no strength, no zeal and no warriors. Even if you white dogs did have a small percentage of abled warriors I guarantee you they would rather join the Mujahideen. The W*st is ripe for Islamic takeover by 2050 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Lincoln Turner
Blake Rodriguez
scummo at the NPC today, stream starts in less than an hour. Any happenings?
Adrian Sanchez
What exactly do you all do in Australia?
I dont know of anything Australian
Gavin Jackson
mostly I just watch the move Aliens and jerk off to Ripley, mostly
Matthew Bailey
This has to be a troll account by one of you cunts
Luke Sullivan
No its real
Wyatt Cooper
Wish to be somewhere colder and more interesting. All we have here is cafes and pubs and a few theme parks in QLD, one in Sydney.
Jacob Thomas
women are literally like this
Charles Foster
can you ask it to post a picture of a fingered C# diminished chord chord
Elijah Bailey
>Poe's Law
Caleb Campbell
((you)) was waiting for this
>>MuhaMad (dogs piss be upon him) was a dirty pig
>>"allah" means "pig shit" in Arabic
that's why a pig is considered to be a holly animal in pisslam- a religion of piss
Jason Price
Just having a couple of cones at the moment, cheers for asking
Jason Morales
>woman does dumb shit
>thats so dumb it can't be real
user, take this $50 and go get some sucky fucky please
Ryan Cruz
Theres no time for data, just get your booster now
Lincoln Jenkins
Kek get a load from this faggot so what the vid did in 2 years killed the equivalent of 9/11 and 9/11 was done in a day fuckin kill me
Mason Walker
*with
Kevin Lewis
hey wow the bots are advanced enough to crosspost now. Rad.
Mason Bennett
Yes and that makes it even more peak clown world
Jose Jones
Yeah 3760 is higher than 911
Juan Barnes
>2022
>wake up groggy to alarm in freezing premium pod
>heating capped due to ongoing climate emergency
>had barely passed re-education and spared de-servicing after the great reset
>assigned job at community center cafeteria
>pop bug ration bar into microwave and throw on uniform
>devour bug bar and commute via automated electric bus
>have multitude of outstanding carbon/privilege tax and pre-existing hatespeech fine payments
>having 45+% of wages garnished
>arrive at community center, head to cafeteria for another 12 hour shift
>mix up a couple orders
>boomer customers leave negative reviews
>social credit score dips
>about to lose access to premium pod
>hate the lack of privacy in communal pods
>leave work exhausted and disheartened
>beg AI overwatch to reduce wage garnish
>say it could be dropped to 19.99% upon registering with medical surrogacy program
>despite availability of anti-aging therapies, boomers/genXers still frequently require new organs
>typically hearts and livers
>demand is rather high
>would have to gestate genetically modified chimeras for the eventual harvest of said organs
>reluctantly agree
>given rare morning off work for wellness center appointment
>have neouterus and several chimera embryos implanted in abdominal cavity
>sent straight back to work, supplements bundled in rations
>belly quickly swells as weeks pass
>more people beginning to stare, joke, and touch
>teasing only worsens when navel pops out
>get awfully sore throughout long shifts
>take a breather and crick back after giving boomer order of bugdogs and soi shake
>"too many livers in your oven?" he quips with a smug grin
>"at least some of you lazy millennials finally made yourselves useful!"
>grimace and smile, laughing along for fear of further social credit score penalties
>getting really fed up with serving bugdogs
>recieve scheduling for next chimera implantation after harvest
>still have a lot of debts to pay down
>fml
Joshua Cruz
uncanny
Wyatt Brooks
they think they are so smart but are as dumb as a box of hammers
Xavier Turner
>coles deactivates my phone number
>cant sign into mygov
>make new mygov
>cant link services
Brandon Wilson
Cunt the bots are baking breads now
t. OP