>Pope Francis giving speech for peace.
>Bomb goes off halfway through the mass, killing the Pope.
>Islamic terrorist group claims to be responsible
>Christian world mad as never before, even Orthodox and Protestants share in the zeal
>St. Peter's Square packed, Cardinals are electing a new Pope with Bishops and Patriarchs of most of the Christian beliefs joining in the ceremony
>White smoke
>the plaza is silent
>the new pope is announced as "Pope Iustitia"
>a balding man with in his 60s walks forward
>he is wearing full armor with a pristine white tabard over it, a winged great helm cradled on his left arm, a sword in his right.
>its Vladimir Putin, who secretly converted to Catholicism so he could unite all the Christian world under his rule
>with a thick Russian accent he addresses the crowd
>"Today we march"
Brit/Pol/ YFW edition
just not taking the vax lads, hope you all avoided it as well
Feel uneasy tonight lads, like something is about to happen but I don't know what
I'm not catholic but I must say this current Pope has said a lot of things I agree with,
makes a change from the last one who was in the Hitler Youth!
Boris is gonna take us to war. *folds Starmer*
not one jab here either, not had a sniff of the coof in the last 2 years either,
it's fricking bizarre, do you think the multi jabbed are all going to get sick and start dying early or was it just wishful thinking on my part?
morning lads
you need a poo
Morning cum. You still a kike?
It’s my birthday today lads, 22 years young. Just be out for a meal to celebrate. Hope everyone’s doing well this fine evening.
>do you think the multi jabbed are all going to get sick and start dying early
not even the manufacturers know that, bit mad innit
lol.. I'm too old to be conscripted now, all you younguns can go die in the Ukraine, I'll stay home in the Home Guard and shoot wogs in dingy's so you've got somewhere to return to if you survive!
are William Hill giving odds?
do you think it's worth a tenner?!
I’m going to enlist in the new soviet army.
no mate woke up a pure euro today
#feelsgoodman
happy bday mate hope you get a shag
Get on a dating app and make a noncebait profile, and then when the nonce shows up, get him on camera for blackmail lads
>Just be out for a meal to celebrate
what did you have? Happy birthday
Been heavily drunk for four days. *thumbs up*
I've been miserable all day.
Happy birthday, though.
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
it shows how fucked up Britain is if I'm more enthusiastic to fight for Russia than the home team,
I'd love to bag a few Murican mercenaries!
>Been heavily drunk for four days.
nonstop, how?
Based and endoftheworldpilled.
You'd be fighting a more important war than us.
Love black books love that ep.
Been drinking since Thursday, not getting bladdered just a few pints each evening down the locals, help out are pubs and all that
putin is the only world leader left. gog and magog will fight
> I'm just like the tv show character
I've drunk so little in the past 10 years I'm off my face on a pint of Fosters,
booze actually makes me feel queasy before I feel drunk,
half my belly is liver and white people enzymes and shiiiite.