Be 99 Pounds

>Be 99 Pounds
>Have long hair
>Wear dorky coke bottle glasses
>Spend your weekends gardening and casting energy spells to help Trump win election
>Drop out of College after one year
>Work wagie jobs while uploading pdf scans of public domain books from the library
>Make enough doing that to buy a farm in Vermont
>Marry a 3.14 qt blonde Dutch femoid
>Cast a pregnancy spell on her
>Make enough to maintain a house in Vermont and an apartment in The Netherlands

What's your excuse?

>I'm not /fit
Neither is he
>I'm poor
Make more money
>I'm dorky
This nigga is a wizard
>I live in the middle of nowhere
He lives in Vermont
>I'm gay
Cast a straight spell on yourself
>Femoids are evil reeeeeee
Spoken like someone who has never bred a single white baby

You CANNOT complain about the political future of the west unless you have at least accomplished what this guy has. Bitching about the political reasons you can't get a white woman and make babies (Money, Education, Women, DA JEEWWWSSS!!!, the Job Market, Immigration, etc., etc.) is just 100% uncut copium.

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I listened to lies from Reddit and have had meaningless overly physical short term relationships with 8 different strangers and now all the good women I knew from childhood are married.
That's my excuse.

Did he ever get his banana tree from socialism land or whatever

Styx has a 11 inch peener

Is Styx actually good to listen to? I've tried a few videos, but it's not something I usually *want* to watch.

10,5

I listen to him about once a week

Yes, I listen to him on my phone every morning while getting ready. He's very chill to listen to. His takes range from good to bad but they are never awful. He's pretty good at forecasting too, he is right more often than not about what will happen in 1-3 years.

Pretty sure he has a degree in English and writes his books. Not that I could support any of his witch craft writings. Christ is King

Wish this nigga would cast a Laptop Repair spell

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10.5 circumference
11 length
balls the size of quartz crystals

They call me hubcap lol.

I cast magic missile

>>Work wagie jobs while uploading pdf scans of public domain books from the library
>>Make enough doing that to buy a farm in Vermont
please do explain to me how you go from working wagie jobs to OWNING A FARM. I can't maintain a car being a wagie.

Best thread on /pol

Just take a fucking loan.Most farms arent that expensive to upkeep unless you are fucking lazy and dont want to work but just outsource shit.

>Wagie

There's your problem. You wage to survive until something else takes off. Tarl stopped working once his little business of editing books and selling them on amazon took off. You have to find a way to make money without working. I got lucky with Crypto and now I buy and sell vintage video games and systems. Louis Rossman taught himself how to repair computer parts. Get a skill or learn a lot about a niche market and then find a way to scale it up. If you aren't entrepreneurial you can make a lot trading stocks and crypto if you know what you're doing but you're always one bad call away from being back where you started.
In short, wage only as a means of surviving until you break free of the wagie cage.

>There's your problem
nigga your advice is getting lucky.
>Get a skill or learn a lot
lol no shit. everyone's an employment guru when they get "lucky"

Keep complaining, I'm sure that will work out. No I don't want fries with that.

Who wants to breed white piglets? Lol

MORE WHITE BABIES

Does she have down syndrome?

>just grift maga boomers and you'll get a woman bro

Is he redpilled on the jq?

>Keep complaining
>I got lucky with Crypto
okej

>It's just that easy, anyone can do it
Then why isn't everyone doing it and making thousands a week?
>B..b..because...reasons!
Then I guess anyone can't actually do it?

my excuses are:

>i'm not Any Forums
>i'm poor
>i'm dorky
>i live in the middle of nowhere
>i am schizophrenic
>femoids are evil reeeeeeeee

women literally only want me when they are going through ovulation which means that absolutely none of them like me as a person.

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>this nigga is a wizard
I kekd

Too late for me, live in the countryside where there's nothing, women look really rough here compared to the costal region.
He makes videos and is popular, got lucky. Even that ugly mexican or whatever with cheese face got one.