Styx bred before you

How does this make Any Forums feel? And what are the political ramifications of the greatest political commentator of our time being a father?

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Well he is older so..

user acts like getting a white gf is hard or something. just go outside, bro.

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Is that PrinceOfMacedon kek

go to an e celeb board, i dont fucking care

>we're pregnant

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My kid is 4

>we're pregnant
why do anglospheremutts say this?

Who's the bull?

in the opening seconds he says 'she's pregnant' so no, moron. it was done to fuck with faggots like you who didn't watch the video lol

Because it implies solidarity and the male's intention to stay and be invested in the child, ya paddy fuckboi

no he didn’t. also his wife is fat and unattractive

Are you a homosexual OP? Why are you posting about some man's penis? I feel sorry for you, truly, that you actually care about this.

Should i breed a DUTCH qt? My eyes are blue, unlike Styx's
I don't want blonde children though, blue eyed and obsidian haired apex race.

im gunna breed this year, anons. what should i do to ensure my geneseed will be the most potent, pure cum of my life?

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congrats Styx

Go to your search history and look at that last cuck porn and choose your bull. Since your obcessed with cucking and like the make up scenarios.

Unironically don't ejaculate for 60 days. This is not nofap cope, it's the time semen needs to be at its maximum potential according to several med articles.

pretty sure it's going to come out retarded and/or black

She's pretty attractive and doesn't seem to be too made up so bery naisu Stixu-sama

>styx is breeding aryan waifus
pretty based

although I hate when people say "we're pregnant"... no the woman is pregnant

>although I hate when people say "we're pregnant"
She has him by his itty bitty ballz. He's FUCKED. He can't wait to hand over all his shit to her. His life is over.

Semen retention for at least 3 months, 6 months is best. No impregnation at a full moon. Check the acidity level of your wife’s pussy, less acidic = higher chance of having a boy. DO NOT IMPREGNATE ON A FULL MOON

which one is pregnant? asking for a friend

kek why you so angry tho? you didn't fuck anyone Styx! I remember you getting jumped by litteraly children.

The fuck are you mutts up to now?

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I really wish them the best.

They have a Jack Murphy marriage.

+ if you’re athletic and your wife is athletic. Both of you haven’t drank and lived very healthily in those 6 months. Very high chance of birthing high iq, strong children. Make sure the boy has low DHT growing up for bigger peen and high protein diet for size

>t. negative IQ

>even Styx managed to lose his virginity
I was never gonna make it

it's just grammatically and logically incorrect

>his wife is already getting fat

lel

unironically will heed your advice. 3-6 months is a huge ask, but will try to get close to 3

will heed advice, all but the acidity test cause not sure how to do

Styx is pregnant?

she looks pretty skinny for a bearded lady

Clanker Baby 1.0

good lad

can't feed a baby if you're a skelly

>clank clank goes the spoon

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