Why is this the default look for every “man” from the future? Why is being bald...

Why is this the default look for every “man” from the future? Why is being bald, wearing glasses and having a beard the default man trope for wokeism?

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This is an interesting question I often ask myself. I don't know what the correlation is.
Maybe symptoms of microplastics?

Bald from the stresses of modern life, glasses from staring into a screen for most of your life and beard so you don't look like a newborn child/cancer patient from the baldness.

>bald
Genetics/ environmental contaminants
>glasses
Byproduct of captivity/spending too much time indoors
>beard
To compensate for the lack of hair on head

>Why is being bald, wearing glasses and having a beard the default man trope for wokeism?
Bald due to beta-tier genetics.
Glasses due to staring at a screen all day and/or cringe midwit attempt to look smart
Beard due to weak jawline (same as mask simping).

>bald
easier access for 5g radiation
>beard
hides weak chin caused by estrogen in diet
>glasses
poor vision from 18hrs on phone

They THINK it makes them look tougher

My wife's boyfriend told me the beard makes me look manly
But seriously though, the whole lumbersexual thing from a few years back was the worst thing to happen to masculinity. It began being seen as something you can buy.
>Flannel
>whiskey
>beard
I'm a man now

>nose
its just a jew user

Satanism is about the inversion of everything, bald guys with beards look like they have upside down heads so..

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I rock a vneck and a big bushy mustache i'm balding but only on the back of my head and i'm also pretty fat, i'm 42 and kissless. Is there anythibg that can be done (can't workout cause i'm also paralized from the waste dow) i'm alergic to shellfish and peanuts and i'm about to be kicked out of my hud house.

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if i am balding and have glasses is it better to not have a beard? it's the only hair i can grow. when your genetics make your hair fall out and your eyes bad, theres not much you can actually do about it. it fucking sucks

This.

Some people go bald, but everyone can pay for a shave. Some people can't see well, but everyone can pay for and wear glasses. Some people aren't able to grow a beard naturally, but everyone can consume testosterone and pay for beard products. It is the uniform of the new Soviet man(?), who has unlearned the "need" for individuality and savings. By making everyone look the same, they will intrinsically understand that they are of equal importance and have equal value.

Or some other gay shit like that. They're easier to spot this way, let God sort 'em out.

I hate that's the way I look. I swear the nearsightedness was because I spent my youth just playing video games indoors. No idea about the male pattern baldness though. I think my only shot at differentiating myself is to workout and become fit.

they're basically asians with bad hair genetics, in portuguese i call them the Homo Escritorium, escritório means office, so basically homo wagie.

Bald with a very big beard is the tough one.

Aww yeah. Too bad asians embody the ultimate alpha DNA propagation. 1 billion chinese and rising.

>Why is this the default look for every “man” from the future?

Future? That looks like the average gringo faggot to me. No wonder we're just walking across your border with impunity. You betas have no testosterone.

Well every man from my dad's side of the family is bald so I didn't really had a choice there. A real fucking shame considering I inherited my mother's long blonde hair :'(

That seems to be common with mediterraneans. If you have Spanish, Portuguese, or Italian ancestory you're probably going to go bald early.