HOLLYWOOD, CA—Beloved Hollywood starlet Peter Dinklage pushed back against Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but his efforts seem to have come up short.
“I feel cut off at the legs,” said the Game of Thrones star after hearing Disney’s low decision to keep dwarves in a movie about dwarves. “I expected at least a teeny-weeny concession from Disney; I feel overlooked.”
“Our attempts at inclusion were far from minuscule,” said Disney Chief Inclusion Officer, Lilly Putte. “We consulted with underrepresented communities through every teensy, minute detail, no matter how tiny. To hear Mr. Dinklage get on his soapbox and accuse us of a pint-sized effort, well it feels a wee bit stunted.”
Dinklage, who achieved stardom with a diminutive role in the movie “Elf,” as a man mistaken for an elf, admitted he feels in over his head a little when overshadowed by greedy movie executives.
His experience may be proof that universal inclusion in Hollywood may be—for now at least—too high a bar to reach.
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Remind me again what you would to do Warick Davis if you had no consequences
Charles Nguyen
Literally who?
Jack Rogers
CARLOS
Jayden Wood
Kek. Nice1 user
Jaxson Mitchell
Kek
Camden Bennett
kek this is just a psyop to have people not notice the snow brown
Tyler Hughes
Based Dinklage getting latina Snow White cancelled
Aaron Adams
>Lilly Putte is representing the little people. >Lilly Putte and little people >Lilly Putte >Lilliput My sides have left orbit and entered escape velocity.
Jonathan Bailey
that's the fucking joke of the article you goddamn retard
Dylan Perry
Babylon bee is a gift
Josiah Edwards
They don't want to use real people because of merchandising rights. If Disney used real dwarves they'd have to give them a cut of the profits to use their likenesses when selling merch, but if the dwarves were completely CGI abominations they keep that money.
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“Our attempts at inclusion were far from minuscule,” said Disney Chief Inclusion Officer, Lilly Putte. “We consulted with underrepresented communities through every teensy, minute detail, no matter how tiny. To hear Mr. Dinklage get on his soapbox and accuse us of a pint-sized effort, well it feels a wee bit stunted.”
>Feels cutoff at the legs The crybaby faggot looks cutoff at the legs
Oliver Moore
The best part is how the dwarfs in the movie are pissed at Dinklage because he's basically screwed their one chance at a Disney contract eg. guaranteed payday that will last you at least another decade and probably open up a lot more doors in the future.
Henry Gonzalez
what a retard. Short people that live in burrows have existed since at least the holocene. youtu.be/CtOZBA6eWvA