Politically speaking, sex is not overrated, im addicted to the warmth and comfort of a vagina

but the smell..

I ma 54 and I still masturbate each night imagining hot anal sex with the neighbor next door

Why are you masturbating with your ma?

I have never had sex :(

Im on the far right of the bell curve just like with everything else. women have called me freaks of nature, a sex machine, and I frequently hear the "what is wrong with you, why wont you cum?"

I cum when the women is too warn out to move any more, and then I give it to her.

In highschool a girl said im a "horn-dog"

That I am.... that I am..

Imagine actually having a disgusting girlfriend. At ALL times she walks around with poop inside her. At ALL times shit is festering and rotting away in her gut. At ALL times the inside of her is filled with literal reeking shit, and her ass has a scent of pure shit.
You are literally having to care for a walking poop bag, and don't get me started on morning breath and vaginal secretions.
But just imagine all the poops inside of women. Imagine that they fart at least 14 times a day, having disgusting shit air exiting their reeking girl holes. Between the butt cheeks is always the lignering scent of vile putrid shit. And you have to take this poop bag to a picnic and serve her food like a poop cuck. You are cucked by a walking poop, a bag of feces, that smells like shit from her asshole. Cuck of the highest order.
And she comes over to your place, spends the night, and then has the audacity to have a disgusting, vile shit in your bathroom, stinking your whole place up with her disgusting poop smell. And you're supposed to care for this impudent poop bag, and invite it back. Men are so weak. Lying next to a bag of poop every night, who farts in her sleep and wakes up with disgusting breath in your face. Boggles the mind

Based

Thats why your women comes to me. I will get it out of her system dont worry fag

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>sex is not overrated
This. I remember using this cope back in high school when I was a virgin. It's literally only virgins, specifically incels, saying this.

This is the type of guy who won’t date a girl unless she is a virgin and now you all know why x)

>im addicted to the warmth and comfort of a vagina
That's called being pussy-whipped. Also it means you get "lonely" (a female emotion) without women around you. But at least you know yourself and once you get yourself an old ball and chain you'll see, no, you'll realize how overrated sex really is. It's a wisdom thing not a teacher pet thing like you think. Either way good luck to you in the future OP, but you've got a lot of growing up to do

absolutely based

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These days, if we hit the five minute mark, my wife usually tells me to wrap it up so she can go to sleep.

lose weight

>If I don't cum in 5 min I fall asleep
Imagine having the sexual energy of a dying hippo.

Ouch dude I have never been married but that sounds really depressing to even read. i dont know how I would cope with that statement, Maybe try anal or get the divorce papers ready.

"Hello, yes, quite. I too, enjoy the sensual intercourse. What? Oh everyday all day yeas sir."
^Average Any Forums virgin

OP that is pretty fucking based
What the fuck are you even saying?
I've fucked for hours and liked every second
Weak mind set.

thats not good man

Sex is good but watching my partner have sex gives stronger orgasms

LMAO

>sex is not overrated
It is. Eventually. Eventually you will realize the futility of it. Same with getting high on various drugs. These things can always stimulate the reward system and produce momentary pleasure, but in the end these are futile activities.

>Ouch dude I have never been married but that sounds really depressing
I'm married, that isn't normal.

wtf

Vagina > wanking

Unless you aren't wanking stfu
And if you don't have a sex drive just low T

>fucking vaginas is gay
>you're gay
Dude...

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Sex is not overrated, but it's not something so special or an accomplishment, since most people do it. So, only retards and recently virgins brag so much about having sex.

You get used to the smell. At this point i dont even care if a pussy has a bit of funk. BUT...

if I smell ass I get angry and tell them to go into the fucking shower

says the subhuman who can't overcome base animal instinct

Sounds like something a roastie would say

Bucket list. Just offer her $500 to sodomize her rectum. You might be surprised at her answer.

Only animals care about sex that much. You are an npc.

>leaf posts about having sex with women
>brazil mutt says its gay
you must be hetero to post on this board faggot

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A human vagina, canadian man?

Speak for yourself.

Sex can feel good but most of what comes with it is never worth the trouble.

>Eventually you will realize the futility of it
But let me guess, you'll never get tired of fucking a waifu robot or jerking off to porn. This is like saying "ugh I'm so sick of eating good food and drinking cold water!". You're literally designed to never get sick of it. If you're bored of sex as a whole, you burned your dopamine receptors doing stupid shit and are no longer a functioning man. Seek help.
>but it's not something so special or an accomplishment, since most people do it
Then why do incels get so butthurt when you bring it up? :^)

LOL IM SO LE-BASED AND LE-INTELLECTUALLY WOKE THAT i AM TOTALLY AVERSE TO EVEN THE THOUGHT OF A WOMENS VAGINA !! I MEAN I DONT EVEN POOP MYSELF IM LIKE A HUMAN ROBOT HYBRID CYBORG WITH HYPER AUTISM HEHEHEHHEE I ALSO JERK OFF TO JAPANESE PEDOPHILIC ANIME BUT THATS CARTOONISH SO WHO HECKIN CARES AMIRIGHT HEHEHEHEH!>!>!>

THATS YOU

This is the cope I used when I couldn't get a date when I was younger. Grow out of it now and save yourself the strife and cringing later.

>it takes me an hour to do what most men can do in five minutes
That's called retardation and it's not something to be proud of

According to this thread, 7% of 4channers are not incels.

49-11(my posts) - 4 (saying based) - 34. 34= 49 = 7%

not rly. it gets old after a while especially when its someone addicted to drama(most women). i just remain stoic now. and it's nice knowing you are impervious to their little games because you really don't care.

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Thats not the way it works retard.

It takes one man to finish a math test in 10 minutes compared to 95% that take 1 hour..

Quickness in this scenario is not desirable u fucking lose. You are the sexual equivalent of a retard

It sounds like she's depressed or could have hormonal imbalances making her less interested in it.
My libido also goes down when my hormones are acting up, having a better diet can help.

>I can't last in bed so I'm superior!
This is a physical activity, not a puzzle. This is like saying "I get tired from pushups after 5! You're lame if it takes you 50!"
>i just remain stoic now
>WHILE YOU WERE WASTING TIME HAVING SEX, I WAS MASTERING THE BLADE!

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the problem is I'm meeting girls who wanna be pounded and I cum after 3 minutes... so sex is a bit of a stressful effort of trying not to enjoy myself

I keked

When I have sex the girl gets off twice in 5 minutes before I cum in her

4 times in ten minutes if I want to try more positions than usual

The only point is orgasm for both parties, thre longer you take to make a woman orgasm the worse you are