>QRD: Thousands of trucks across Canada (and the U.S.) are headed to Ottawa on three different routes with the goal of freeing the Canadian people from government COVID mandates. Looks like we've got us a convoy.
The day has ended but more protests expected tomorrow. The truckers and their supporters in Ottawa and Parliament demand the vaccine mandate for border crossing ends, and that ALL Covid-19 mandates be lifted for Canadians.
* We're going to force you to wear a bacteria magnet on your face, everywhere, and we will fine you heavily if you don't want to do this.
* We're going to prevent you from leaving the country, and if you do, we're going to force you into house arrest once you've returned.
* We're going to force you to inject this substance into your body, and if you don't, you're going to lose the ability to feed your family.
* We're going to force your local stores and restaurants to severely inhibit their ability to make money, and if they go out of business because of it, well tough shit, enjoy your soulless big box chains.
* We're going to blast every television station, every radio wave, every "news" website, every waking moment of your life with messages to basically submit or die.
* You had better not listen to any dissenting information about The Science, which we are going to harp about believing in like it's a full-blown religion, for we are the purveyors of all that is true.
* You had better carry something on you at all times that prove you are up-to-date in your compliance if you want to even attempt a resemblance of "normal" life. But the life is not normal, and we have no plans to restore a true normal anytime in the near- or far-future.
* We're going to ostracize and defund everybody who even dares to question any of this, up to and including throwing out the race card even when it makes zero sense to do so. We expect you not to question whether or not the brand new, straight-off-Amazon-lookin' flags are political props to deligitimize your resistance to all the dystopian measures we have introduced. We are insisting that YOU are the Nazis while simultaneously operating a system of control that Hitler himself would've been proud of.
John Hughes
* We're going to force them to dig the ditch before they get on their knees
How did you make this thread when it's over 2000 chars? Glownigger
Jacob Fisher
The Wrath of the Awakened Leaf
It was not part of their blood, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make good, When the Leaf began to HONK.
They were not easily moved, They were icy -- willing to wait Till every count should be proved, Ere the Leaf began to HONK.
Their voices were even and low. Their eyes were level and straight. There was neither sign nor show When the Leaf began to HONK.
It was not preached to the crowd. It was not taught by the state. No man spoke it aloud When the Leaf began to HONK.
It was not suddently bred. It will not swiftly be raked. Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Leaf began to HONK.
BASED RECYCLERS! friendly reminder that some people at /r/ottawa have been through hell. in the space of 12 hours this redditor was coal rolled, subjected to the HOOOOONK HONK HONK, and had someone take a big messy shit outside his window
they still seethe so hard about that pic, it's so fucking funny
Owen Adams
A goose attacked me once and I managed to grab it by the throat, so I punch it in the chest then threw it to the ground. I looked down and yelled as loud as I could and it took off. I fucking hate geese.
Why is is easier to make friends with Gators than crocodiles? Cause their Ally-gators
James Fisher
but you're an enthusiast, surely you can find some? i wouldn't think Canadad comes up with all of them on his own - that would truly be god-tier, though
