My town is run by a tribe of homeless people

I'm not kidding. there's a feral family that has been homeless here since the Civil War (them and there offspring all chose to be homeless), and they have hundreds of offspring who collectively managed to get each other jobs at the municipal bureaucracy. And apparently 20% of the taxpayer money here is being funneled directly towards their "Elder", an 108 old blind, illiterate man who lives in the sewers.

If you complain about this in public, they will find out and make you disappear. So most people go on about their lives.

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What city ?

u've made mes take, boy

Just say the city dude
Like this: I live in Destin, Florida
Except replace the city that I live in (Destin, Florida) with the city that you live in.

Where, faggot?

It is not a beach day Florida bro.

This is an /x/ pasta

I build docks
I'm in the water right now.

Wait, what?

Yew dun goofed son. Muh men are coming yer way rite the hell now. Yew ain't gonna talk bout the family no mo.

It's entirely plausible.

kill yourself larp fag.

nice pasta friend

Just move faggot

all hail the sewer elder
legend says he sees through the orb, so his eyes withered away from neglect.

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you fucked up now jason ill see you later

It’s the plot of a horror movie. I forget the name but it’s definitely a movie from the 2010s

>he gets 20% of your tax and lives in the sewer
sounds like bullshit

Seriously though, there are some things you would be better off not talking about. I live in a small rural area as well, and it's an open secret that people just "disappear" sometimes. Every small town is going to have dark secrets. I've known people who have been threatened by mysterious strangers who will know everything about the person.

so your town is basically ran by master splinter?

Stuff like this happens. There are very small towns in australia that become organised crime groups, trafficking guns, porn, children. Every so often they get caught and it comes out the ring leader once won person of the year in that town and weird shit like that.

It's easy to vanish in small towns.

Wrong move. Look out for manholes today.

I blow up docks. Same.

Please delete this

>town is barely 1 square mile
>less than 800 people live there
ripperoni user, hope youre not a noguns faggot

you too?

Im seriousyou can still delete it please.

My family used to own the sherriffs department and run drugs off the docks and ran a few people out of town. Before that revenuers didn't want nothing to do with fucking my with great-grandpas moonshine business. I won't say what town but I'll tell ya what state: South Carolina

so am I to assume this post(found on reddit by googling the city + homeless)
is also you?

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Yes nobody helped me back then.

Do you live in oniontown, NY?

Oh man y’all were fucking Yankees?

Have you tried leaving gifts for the Sewer People? Find out how they take their coffee, it should be ok.