Bidets

Bidet is a Frech invention, you subhuman.

>Sprays damp shit all over his clothes/body
>cleaner than you!
I shit first thing in the morning than bathe
You need to go home. smelly

The french are a thoroughly non-white people

Aslong as there is no shit on the baby wipes after you finish you are clean brother.

The white ethnostate should be placed and australia and be strategig partner to the islsmic europa.

Unlike brits, you are tall , smart and not inbreed. You deserve a white ethnostate

Just time your bowels before your shower. There’s a reason it’s called a “shit, shower, and shave” routine. I’m shitting right now and then getting in the shower. I can’t remember the last time I’ve ever had to wipe my ass with paper because my bowels are regular and like clock work.

ITT arab realises he's just a tool of the zog. Pure poetry. Goybucks won't save you when the natives start reprisals for all the poor swedes you animals have killed.

Bidet has been invented by a French fucking retard.

Brody I been using shit tickets to wipe my ass for years. I do nor get shit on my hands and if I did. I'd use soap and water.

I just wipe and then go into the shower, bidets tend to spray everywhere unless its the japanese toilet that directly sprays your butthole.

Only homos wipe or wash their ass.

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Imagine not shitting like clockwork at the same predictable time and then showering afterwards. You are basically an animal if you don't do this.

Ill give you a hint inbrees fuck.

We sre in cahuts with the jews, we have planned all this. Looknat who owns the biggest cimpanies in europe. We will own you within 10-20 years.

You work for Jews.
I don't.
I stole a shit ton of money directly from Jews during the original GME run up.

I have a bidet. Love it. Ans it cut my toilet paper usage down by alot

If you clean shit on your hands with water, why not ass aswell? You are spreadimg shit particles everywhere otherwise

>inbreed fuck
The irony

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This is borderline autsitic

Shut up smash smelly

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Good job leaf.

I have one of those

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Smart, i would guess you are not a mutt or british origins. Brits are insanly filthy, the french aswell

Yet you use our invention to wash your ass everyday nigger

cool, and me, and people like me, will stop you every step of the way. everybody knows you don't belong, we're all just playing nicey nice to stop the rainbow police from locking us away forever. Companies won't matter when fiat is made worthless, "you will own nothing and you will be happy" applies to money too.

and we're about to steal a fuck ton more bay beeeeeee

Someone is upset :^)

You wull never compete against the arab bvll

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But, your people just use their bare hand. What the fuck are you on about?

Every statistics disprove your claim dirty inbred sandnigger

if there's one thing that sparks cross-channel unity it's arabs.

French shower 1 time a week on average, muslims clean ourself 5-6 times a day.

Thats why you wesr so much perfume, cause tou smell like shit

How are going tondo that from mommys basememt harry?

5-6 times a day? don't you sandniggers live in...well...sand?

well i won't be in mommy's basement silly ;)

We dont.

Toilet papper first, then water, then toilet papper to dry.

Only pajeets use hand.

True
Kek nobody wash himself 5-6 times a day its retarded and we wash ourselves everyday dumb fuck.
I saw the building where you live its full of pee in the hall and stairs you are disgusting pigs.

Statistics are a jewish concution and are not to be trusted.

based japan poster wellcum

You sound majorly butthurt mate, stop now for your own sake.

No we are in sweden right now. Goverment pays med 4000 usd a month to neet and fuck swedish whores

Eww good to know you don't wash your hands after you go

If I wanted to hose my ass off I'd do it on the lawn.

kek he is, the anglo wins again, nuff sed

Why do magnets stick to porcelain though?

>toilet attached hose
>not proper siton bidet
This is why you subhumans need exterminatingllll

I have a bidet, it's maximum comfy

how do you use that hose without spraying shitwater all over?

Based

You have fecal watering dripping down your legs and getting spewed all over your bathroom. Why not accept your status and hose off in the yard?

You make more money and yet you are here in the same place with me. Guess what that makes you.

Despite the overall hygeine of poos and blacks being fucking awful, they do actually have the right idea about using water on the anus. This is a minor concern because the blacks especially can use this against all whites and say we are dirty, uncivilised, needed to be taught how to bathe etc. But, as far as I know only the French and the Japanese really use bidets, they are considered faggy and weird everywhere else. At least normies use baby wipes now (fucking up the sewers in the process)

Shitskins wipe their ass with their bare hand "with water", do you think they thoroughly wash their hand afterwards, do you think their little roach children wash their hands thoroughly? It's better to never touch the shit in the first place that's why paper is superior, plus wetwipes exist.

How are you winning, london will be 80% muslim in the next 20 years. Id you consider a comment a win tou are long lost bong.