What advice would give to ur past self

if you could go back in time?

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burn your computer

nothing I have autism it was honked from the start

buy more ammo.

kys so we can all go home early

buy this stock and sell it then, then go off grid

Don't buy a motorcycle you ruin your life in a crash

Buy bitcoin

God it'd be so nice to be fuck off rich

>always continue to improving your life even if the odds are stacked against you

Give myself detailed instructions to live my life exactly as I lived it, and then go use my future knowledge to amass a fortune and retire early in the past.

Shoot Dr. Anthony Fauci of the NIAID in 2015

Don't give anything of your inner self to women, focus on becoming successful and learning wrench-turning in the yard

Also this

You guys realize you'd vanish from the timeline as soon as you diverted your past self right?

Too many things... too many things....

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don't get into sexual things and porn. learn linux (yes even though it was shit back then), buy precious metals and bitcoin, don't get too greedy with the crypto, have an exit strat.

seriously burger stop posting those. after losing my comfy wagie bc of a crazy hole, I now fear that picrel will be my future

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Don't pick up after 2am

Buy a ton of Bitcoin
Wait for it to moon
profit

nothing. i did everything perfectly

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sexually abuse myself so i have a reason for being fucked up

Use a rubber
It is not worth it, she leaves you anyways

Don't visit Any Forums they'll bamboozle you for a couple years and by the time it wears off you'll be addicted to shitposting.