I have a pet hamster named Joseph gerbils. I will let you pet him if you promise to be my girlfriend. Ignore if you hate hamsters.
I have a pet hamster named Joseph gerbils. I will let you pet him if you promise to be my girlfriend...
James Cook
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Daniel Young
if i talk you up and try to point you to cute queer girls can i still pet him
>not a girl
Thomas Wood
uh oh sounds like your hamster is a nazi chud
Lincoln Anderson
how big is ur cock and how all r u op?
Jace Rogers
Hamster pets and a bf?? Where do I sign up
Joshua Wilson
wait op isnt a dyke?
Bentley Clark
No he's named after Joseph from the Bible jesus's stepdad we usually don't call him by his full name.
This big but I'm five foot five:'(
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Lincoln Parker
can i pet your hamster w earbuds while you fuck your gf in the next room
>a man
Nathan Sullivan
>This big but I'm five foot five:'(
user I'll be ur gf but ur gonna have to put a skirt on too I'm afraid
Brayden Cruz
counter offer- How about we don't and say we did and you be my girlfriend anyways
Luis Price
I'm 5'5" and my dick is bigger than urs
Lucas Butler
*ur 5'5" I'm 6'
Levi Stewart
>French Canadian
Colton Morris
oh it's just random femboi pic.. I'm US made
Jacob Edwards
So I'm a handsome man and a bit of a chad of Internet trannies. I've only ever met one tranny with a dick bigger than mine and she couldn't even function because so basically with atrophy it became about the same size as mine (6.5 inches)
On top of that I've had real world experience the most recent was a gangbang there was seven trannies two dudes I was one of them. Three of these trannies were six feet tall my dick was still bigger than theres. Combining men and tranny's I think I've had sex with 27 people? None of them have had a bigger dick than none. So confident in this am I that I will say put up or shut up nerd.
Anthony Stewart
Post your dick!
you're implying I would want to fuck a 6-ft tall person? I definitely would and have it's just not preferable we probably couldn't date
Angel Nguyen
enjoy your stds
Austin Peterson
Why did you give him the surname of a different species of animal?
Jayden Moore
STDs aren't real except herpes I have that one.
Jack Perez
I I thought it was meta and funny to name a hamster gerbils. I didn't want to make it it's first name so we made it it's last we usually just call him Joseph
Sebastian Howard
Tfw when no chad to gangbang me :(