QOTT: You wake up with your pussy cemented. Wat do?
QOTT2: Do you call your vagina something different because you're ftm? Hole, boy hole? Something else? Idk
QOTT3: thoughts on the terms frankendick, zippertits, etc? Any other terms you think we should be using?
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Previously, on cement pussy general:
>QOTT
Clap and cheer
>QOTT2
I don't call mine anything. For others I think "boy cunt" is my favorite
>QOTT3
I like them
You all should strive for this astatic if you want gay men to give you the time of day.
Dubs of truth, user.
Post THAT image, you know which
Can trans men squirt?
probably some can but i wouldn't say it's common
>QOTT1
Sad :(
>QOTT2
"Boy pussy" "boy cunt" "hole" are only considered hot on the internet. I could never say that shit out loud to somebody I'm gonna have sex with. That's my pussy just call it what it is lmao
>QOTT3
They're kinda funny
Uh do you all want a groomer bf or something
Terje in black lingerie and strangling the milk from my peepee while I’m tied to a chair like James Bond in casino royals WHEN
i went on grindr and tried to catfish someone i know irl. he sent me a picture of his cock and no shit i started involuntarily vibrating for 5-10 minutes. what does this mean?
>QOTT2
Cunt, because to me it's the most humorous and furthest removed. When I had tits I called them tits because anything more serious made me dysphoric, same concept. and pussy is too sexual (to me)
>QOTT3
I've started using frankendick to blue hair normie queers and they all think it's really funny
>be me
>Have friend/bf/??/roommate
>We begin cuddling and sleeping in the same bed
>Love the absolute hell out of him, he gives me the urge to live and improve my life
>A week ago
>blister pops up on knee
>Mildly worried, had infection there before
>Blister pops
>Clean it and go to sleep
>Wake up next day, sore throat, runny nose, fatigued muscles
>Hospital says "eh maybe COVID but that wound is definitely infected"
>Go home and swallow my horse pills 4xday
>Wake up
>Nose no longer runny but throat feels like a sand belt set to the pitch of jimmy neutrons voice and bass of Jimi Hendrix
>Wake up yesterday morning
>Roommates life long friend has died
>Try my best to console and comfort, fail miserably by staring into space
>We get a little drunk
>Asks if I want to draw a picture of her, "YES, yes I would like to draw a picture of her"
>Asks if Im going to the funeral, "uhh, yeah, maybe"
>We draw her together having a grand fun time and talking about stories of people who died while music plays in bg
>End up staying up a bit late to continue drawing until roomie slightly annoyed says "okay let's go to sleep"
>Lay down
>Can't stop coughing
>Annoyed by coughing
>Annoyed that I keep accidentally waking roommate
>Eventually fall asleep
>Wake up
>Immediate headache, fleghm stuck in entire throat, chest feels half stuffed, liquid shit rockets out of ass at mach 20, entire bowl looks like it was sprayed with "overly lightly chunky spaghetti sauce", chest feels like it's working overtime
>Roommate kindly asks if I want to stay home
>I say yes
>Proceed to spend next 10-15 minutes arguing on why I should go
>Can understand his perspective, you will never see this person who spent 9 years with you, growing, shaping, and living together, of course you are going to go no matter what.
>Can't see mine, there are a lot of old people there, family members,some living ww2 vets, and I am contagious
nice blog
Thanks, I feel numb and hope after the bargaining anger stages, he moves on a bit over this.
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Why did they offer you to stay home if they were just going to argue about it?
>QOTT
That’s fine I wasn’t using it anyways
>QOTT2
That’s just my pussy dawg idk what else to say
>QOTT3
Zippertits is a forced meme, I like frankendick though it’s cool
I’m naked as much as possible. Hate clothes. Naked right now. As a little kid I’d get naked all the time and my parents would have to get me away from the guests. Had to bargain with me to just be shirtless at the garlic festival. All my homies hate clothes
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Could I be an attractive dude or am I doomed to incel/poonerdom
Hell yeah you could be a hot guy, in a very specific “deadpan unsettling Asian” way, I think you’d be really hot as a guy, your features are already kinda “off” for a woman
>texting my girlfriend
>used an exclamation point
Holy shit she is going to break up with me for being a fembrained faggot I should kill myself
Thanks, I'm 5mo on T but my face hasn't significantly changed aside from getting slightly more angular
>deadpan unsettling Asian
Lol
It’s a good look! I know a guy who’s like that and he’s attractive and has a hot girlfriend and stuff
It’s over. She’s already planning on dumping you and setting you up with her gay best friend
My bet is on possible mother who assumed if she wasn't feeling sick, nobody was feeling sick, so clear symptoms , even verifiable ones are seen and the. Taught to your kids who become adults to mean "I don't WANT to go outside" instead of "I CANT and SHOULDNT go outside" with zero taught differentiation between sniffing and rubbing your eyes to look "sick" and the absolutely disgusting gurgling noice of you trying to get a giant ball of snot out of the back of your nose and into your throat, as well as the simple "I don't believe you're having diarrhea/neon orange piss, take a photo" because it's all assumed to be soaked bread and oats with Gatorade either way.
What I'm saying is, he offered because it's a kind thing to do but he didn't mean to offer at all and panicked over the result the way his shitty mother "monkey see monkey do"d' him.
Still, even though I still love the guy, I have a feeling he's going to take this very terribly and I'll be searching for a roommate. I know from his perspective this is probably the rudest thing you can do to another person, skip their funeral, so I just hope they like the surprise I'm working on to at least go "oh... That's alright... You can stick around a little while longer, but keep looking"
Agreed. You have a good starting point, user
If anyone talks about things being fembrained or malebrained or has some bdd body image issue in this thread again I'm going to die. Also I have texted several straight men that text in a very hetero woman way to the point where they like apologize for replying late and stuff
It’s LITERALLY over
Holy fuck
Get a hobby or read books or something and stop over analyzing everything that happens in your disgustingly boring life
It’s not gender dysphoria Wolfgang it’s homophobia
I have internalized homophobia so even though I’m bi I just say I’m straight