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I want smooth legs but shaving takes too long and a trimmer only gets so close

should I buy a straight razor

Ok, so I think I'm gonna get a table: Do I just get one chair for me or two in case someone ever comes over? And secondly, padded seat or no (planning to use as a dual purpose dining/study table)?

five nights at laffy's

Get a safety razor. Only reason to get a straight razor over a safety razor is cost.

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You should definitely get two chairs. You'll feel less depressed looking at it.

do you think people with autism have the motor skills to wield a deceptively named safety razor?

it's not that hard desu, just don't push down on your skin

Yeah. You just gotta err on the side of wasting your shaving cream. Remember, it's a lot better to swipe with the razor and cut nothing than to swipe and cabin fever your skin off.

imagine using shaving cream wtf lmao

buy one chair and use the saved money to make sure it's very comfy

shave in the bath. only takes 1hr every few weeks for my whole body. i'm not trans tho

>i'm not trans tho
nice try

Pretty sure they're not marketing this shit to men.

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what did the algorithm mean by this

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idgaf about it being gendered or not, its a stupid product. all you need is water

"Kill me please."

help!!! I Accidentally scratched my eyebrow and hit nose cast with finger!!!! is ok u think??? Or deformed nose??

nomi fashion

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Are you secretly a mod trying to derail thread drama?

pudge fashion
tfw you can knit a cool sweater but don't know how to wear it

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nothing wrong with a bro wanting to keep good hygiene

you are a fucking idiot

I think she's trying to hurt people on purpose.

>look into mirror
>look like shit but bearable
>get proper sleep
>hydrate
>destress
>look in mirror
>look decent-ish
>turn phone camera on
>look into front facing camera
>look like absolute shit from every angle
are cameras really the final redpill

It would be kinda funny if anyone was like, "But nomi has to be wrong!" But only kinda funny because those cuts might scar.

i know bro just make sure to get a really short skirt to show off more of that smooth leg bro

you need foam unless you're asian

how do i cope with being even less attractive than i thought i was

Craziest thing is we've totally seen her legs and they are not a mess of cuts and razor burn so what the fuck?

ive literally never used shaving cream or anything other than just warm water are u ppl retarded lol

Live for things other than being hot.

nomi isn't breaking any rules
you can never get rid of them

You are different. Your skin responds differently to shaving. Most people, at least most americans need shaving cream.

>ive literally never used shaving cream
maybe try it? its good.

no, pls reply abou nose cast

>does this
>complains about your body looking bad

She looks bad because she's anorexic not because her legs look like she got in a fight with a wolverine.

no i hate the texture of things like creams, plus the smell is way too strong

Sorry laf. I have a policy to never talk about your surgical obsession stuff.

i don't care for your self harm scar fetish nomaken1

>plus the smell is way too strong

The....fuck?

Please stop drinking carol.

because you’re so clumsy i recommend getting a recovery cone so you can stop accidentally touching your nose

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No. The splints on your nose should keep minor bumps from damaging anything. It would be different if you got hit in the face with a ball or something.

don't say that or she'll hate you too

Hello, I am Neko; proud table owner!

u_u

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I think my boobs have started growing again after having started my T break.