Why are tgirls always obsessed with the blåhaj? I've always been more of a djungelskog guy myself

Why are tgirls always obsessed with the blåhaj? I've always been more of a djungelskog guy myself.

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Infantile fixation because they don;t want to be women. They want to be children forever.

Swedish guerrilla marketing. Djungelskog is also a part of it to reel in the MtFs who feel like they’re too good for blahaj.

yeah he's pretty cute
both have the perks of being associated with ruthless predators.

80 percent of a grizzly bear's diet is plant matter. The polar bear is the only bear that eats more meat than the grizz.

>djungelskog
a truly beautiful language

if you think about economic incentives, the free market, and homo economicus, it would be a dereliction of duty and essentially an impossibility for IKEA to not try to trans as many people as possible through any and every channel and medium they can influence

Blahajs are a girl’s Ikea plush, djungelskog is for men.

stop trying to force this meme.

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because blåhaj is BETTER he protec me at night, the only thing that bear protects is his food

mtfs = blahaj
least pickme (but unironically) ftms = djungelskog
enbies = handcrafted plush they're later forced to sell on etsy in order to make rent/drug money

I wish my bf would buy me a djungelskog :(

Honestly I’m a cis man and I want a djungelskog.

But you are his food

That just proves that djungelskog is malebrained

i said associated. sharks are also mostly benign when it comes to humans too.

I should start buying djungelskogs for all the cute trans guys.

Blåhaj PROTECC not eat

Im more of a knorrig person myself

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poonpig

SHARKS ARE NOT RUTHELESS THOUGH THEY ARE FRIENDS

i just remember few years back when i was shoppin with my mom and she didn't let me take one
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