Why aren’t you fucking testosteronized pussy?

Do pooners like getting ate out?

I am into dicks. Let's be real and honest about 3 things:
1) Most FTMs, just like most MTFs, hate their original genitalia, or at the very least embarrassed of them. The exceptions are rare IRL.
2) Unpassing FTMs give off "faux pooner" energy and uncontrollable rage from the "you're performing masculinity wrong" standpoint.
3) Passing FTMs aren't worth it from the standpoint of "why the fuck would I put up with your fembrained bullshit, shit hobbies and mental illness, when the reward is the same hairy bear body I can have without these downsides and with a real dick".

Nta but I went from a gay theymab top to a bi theymab top because of meeting an ftm bottom.
Because pussy is mindblowingly amazing. Depends on finding a FtM without bottom dysphoria, but when I can, it's so worth it. Anus just cannot compare in the texture, complexity and depth, and pussy can need zero prep. It's a masculine body upgraded, not downgraded. Plus, there are passing FtTwinks too. Where else can I find a twink with a superior hole? Some amab hormonally-detransitioned post-SRS person? Extremely unlikely.

It might need zero prep, but it needs a ton of maintenance. And you didn't address the fembrained bullshit, including shit hobbies. I don't think I've ever seen an FtTwink that didn't do at least some of the pooner shit that makes my skin crawl, such as: self harm, ear gauges and other horrid piercings, makeup, not shaving their privates, reading or watching really stupid fembrained shit, or trying to look like a really cringy female-oriented anime boy (this is even worse than autopedophilic AGP MtFs, IMO)

What maintenance?

yes me too

From your side, as a (presumably) boyfriend of this dood, you'd have to tolerate a certain amount of mood swings every month unless he removes his ovaries (even T doesn't stop all effects of the cycle in all doods), support him through yeast infections and obgyn visits, have pregnancy scares (that is also not guaranteed by T).

And once again you conveniently ignored the argument about their behaviors and tastes. You can almost never bond with an AFAB the way you can bond with a fellow AMAB. It's very rare.

What a load of horseshit.

Eh, I'm just a fag, that's the truth of the matter.

Because it’s attached to a testosteronized female and I’m bi, not a GAMP.

>Why aren’t you fucking testosteronized pussy?
i'm not much of a "fucking pussy" person to begin with, and im not really attracted to guys

i hope that answers your question

> a certain amount of mood swings
He's just a fwb but also his moods dont seem to vary by cycle. Maybe you have zero tolerance for people having emotions, but he's pretty alright. I think it matters that I grew up with a mix of female friends and also the "weird" male friends unbounded by conventional masculinity. I've seen my friends cry and I've played therapist. And I live in east asia, maybe somehow we're less fucked up by whatever shit whitoid amabs get put through

Also >90% of men are straight and "put up" with cis women just fine. Im sure some of them are so horribly disgusted by fembrained behaviour that they literally turn homosexual, but that's the exception rather than the rule. I was homo merely because I like masculine bodies.

>yeast infections and obgyn visits
Sounds like a Any Forums scare, I've never seen that

>pregnancy scares
Condoms exist. And just pee on a stick every now and then

I'm theymab and have been told I type like a woman so maybe this is why it's all nothingburger to me, I dont despise certain forms of femininity