Be boymoder, 3.5 years on e (boymode not very good)

>be boymoder, 3.5 years on e (boymode not very good)
>work at summer camp
>uni town, all my coworkers are typical chads and stacys, or at least normies
>mostly avoid them cuz i know they think i'm weird and don't like me
>eventually talking with them one day
>topic shifts to relationships
>everyone starts mentioning how much of a stud i must be
>"he just has big dick energy"
>"quiet and mysterious"
>"prolly gets picked up by a new girl everyday lmao"
>this is not me
>literally have no idea if they're making fun of me or not
what does this mean ?

sorry to blogpost

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banter making fun of you for being a scrawny twink and antisocial

yeah making fun of you for being a weak twink and weird sucks
but hey theyre probably not very interesting people either

nah both of you are autistic. sometimes it’s fun to just hype up the quiet guy and try to coax them out of their shell a little bit

i kinda just wanna know why they assumed i'm straight honestly...

because being straight is the default and you’re agp, thus you don’t come across as some flamboyant limp-wristed homosexual which is the stereotype you’d have to fulfill for normies to assume you’re a gay man

i mean i got long luscious hair, wear girl jeans, do my makeup, and have some semblance of breasts.
>you're agp
i exclusively boymode, the few feminine things listed above have been a recent development. i go far out of my way to not be agp - i will not be a cringe tranny. one time i even had a panic attack and threw up over the prospect of wearing a dress in private

I dont think they make fun of u they are just delusional
everyone is straight by default

just because you refrain from indulging in your agp doesn’t mean that you aren’t agp. the fact that it makes you feel sick is because you are heavily brainwormed over it and have low self-esteem. my point is that even if you express a certain degree of femininity, you still don’t come across as some overly extravagant rupaul faggot. they probably interpret you as being some straight alt guy who’s in-touch with his feminine side, which is a type of guy that can usually do pretty well with women

probably because you look like some weird androgynous elf, and gays don't look like that

you just keep your cards close and they wanted you to show your hand. if your spaghetti fell out of your pockets and you mumbled your way into agreeing or denying, they'd have their answer. if you sat there avoiding eye contact and letting out a sheepish laugh, they'd have their answer.
so then...how did you outwardly react? you conveniently left that part out of the story.

"where the fuck did y'all get this notion?"

>w-what in tarnation

>w-where'd y'all get this notion?

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you just needed to ask what gave it away

lmao
honestly, i probably gave off an air of cringe astonishment with the delivery of my statement
damn, that woulda been based and chadpilled and i would have so many friends now fuck

It's ok you're fembrained as fuck no one expected any better answer

Idt theyre making fun of you
i was super antisocial and quiet at my last job and ppl wouldnt believe me whe i said i was a virgin. I would overhear coworkers talk abt my "bodycount" and how i have to be lying/shy. My manager would unironically ask me how to get girls

Its gotten worse on HRT. Girls giving me attention/hints makes me want to crawl out of my skin

ppl assume in straight every time
5'7 long haired anorexic fag but male voice/mentality

i am NOT fembrained >:(
:(
huh, that's really interesting

>i am NOT fembrained
>>:(
>:(
Come on now