Q: in two words, describe seahorse dads
Q2: what is the most retarded name you've ever seen given to a child? celebrity baby names don't count
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>>Previously, on /ftmg/:
/ftmg/ seahorse papi general
Jack Martin
Brandon Bailey
Trip on terje
Lucas Lee
make me
Caleb Nguyen
ftms aren't seahorses
Daniel Miller
I want to knock up an ftm
Nolan Green
Okay I'll answer
>Fat fucks
Fat fucks
>Q2
Brother named his kid Rixley
Adrian Bailey
Sorry for being too retarded to format
Aaron Gomez
Yes they are
Parker Jones
>Qott
I coom
>Qott2
Chase
Samuel Peterson
Dood he manly
Jaxson Robinson
>mum picks up my shoe to use to prop the door
>"how are your feet so tiny? you really didn't inherit my huge ones"
why didn't i inherit anything but a hyperfeminine face from her? she's 5'10" and broad shouldered with man feet. it's too cruel
Ayden Barnes
What is hyperfeminine about your face
Julian Nguyen
>Q: in two words, describe seahorse dads
fertile poon
>Q2: what is the most retarded name you've ever seen given to a child?
Sasuke Manuel
Brandon Wood
tiny button nose, short midface, round square shape, pointy small chin, huge chipmunk cheeks
i think i'm going to shave and go back to andro-coping, i can't make it trying to look like a normal man
Nolan Bailey
height?
Blake Jenkins
You were a serial rapist/murderer who was put to death in a past life and now God made you small and dickless so you won't do it again
Accept your punishment you sick fuck
As a confirmed idiot I do actually fully believe this theory for a lot of ftms. Also Taylor was telling me something about how her great grandmother told her mother she would "reincarnate as one of your sons" before she died and Taylor has frequent lucid dreams about being a woman during the great depression referred to by her great grandmother's name, so that could be a theory for mtfs (and maybe ftms too who aren't sick disgusting ass stains like toilet paper man).
Thots?
Aiden Moore
You're insane please never change
Nicholas Barnes
...
Evan Cox
hi
Luke Russell
5'3"
i'm not entirely opposed to the idea of reincarnation and karma. thinking of this life as a punishment makes it feel better, thanks Terje
Joseph Nelson
>5'3"
there, there little pooner I'm 5'0, my mom is 5'3 and my dad is 5'6. God hates gays, but if a comically short pooner like me can cope with a "it can always be worse," so can you.
Jaxson Cook
>Q2: what is the most retarded name you've ever seen given to a child?
All names related to weather/seasons. Summer, Autumn, Snow etc. Don't get me wrong, they aren't that bad in english, but in my language they sound stupid as fuck. They are considered gender neutral here, so all virtue signaling bitches give them to their kids. All adults with that name however, are stereotypical fat fuck trender enbies/pooners. I feel bad for the kids who don't get to choose.
The worst I've seen so far translates to ''Leaf''. Imagine naming your kid Leaf.