Be me, at magic the gathering tournament

NOO THIS IS FAKE? I’ll never have mtg playing chaser bf what the FUCK

you type like a woman

For u

I trand out lmao

>next day, get up make pancakes shower. She spends a million yrs in there shaving and stuff.
>on the way out, parents get home. Introduce her briefly, we leave.
>mom flags me down that night, asks about "that person"
>say "she"
>mom pauses
>say "her name is $name"
>mom says "don't bring girls over when we're gone"
>"also your dad thinks she's cute "
>keep seeing each other. She gets into magic and integrates into my friend group.
>start spending the night at her house every weekend, her parents are chill
>we learn to have sex without triggering her dysphoria, she doesn't usually want to do anal so lots of petting and touching. Love to stick my hand in her panties and finger her while she's tucked like she has a cis vag
>she starts to chub out and lets me fuck her thighs

>I get laid off
>unemployed for a couple weeks, get way better job for more $
>we move out with another friend, shitty apartment
>couple months in my hrs get cut.
>she calls off from work a lot and just plays video games 24/7
>find out she lied about how much $ she makes
>get in huge fight, break up with her at peak anger
>she shoves me hard, i leave she gets her shit and leaves.
>her dad comes and gets the rest of her stuff the next weekend.
>drink a lot put on weight feel like shit.
>start playing MMO
>miserable
>couple yrs later get IT job. Be tired of hating self, lose 150lbs.
>hook up with craigslist CDs and shit, sucks ass not the same
>meet someone who knows her and is single, chubby blonde cis skank
>skank strings me along for a while.
>talk to exgf a bit on steam, she's doing ok working but busy shitty dead end job.
>she finds out I'm dating cis skank. Lets me kno that bitch is married
>lolwut
>confront her
>well this was fun ig, be done with it.
>buy exgf dinner as a thank you.

>her HRT got upped, she's looking good. Works killing her, shes in an overpriced apt with her shitty pedo friend.
>dinners nice. She comes home with me
>be talking on couch, kiss her on impulse.
>she starts to escalate, very touchy.
>i pull back and say i don't want to have sex but i want her to stay
>cuddles.mkv
>we wake up, shower together. Fuck in the shower, she's gotten a fatter ass and is moaning my name
>i give her a reach around, she immediately cums and squeezes down, i join her. We collapse in the tub lol
>ig we're dating again?!?
>pick up where we left off. She starts staying at my house 5-6n a week bc its 'closer to work'
>her job is killing her. She asks for a demotion, down to part time.
>we talk about it this time
>move in together a yr or so later, out leases are sorta lined up. Shitty duplex, yard. Cute kinda desu. String lights everywhere!
>new job more $$, new insurance covers SRS and allows domestic partners!
>get her scheduled. even with insurance it kills my savings and hers.
>neovag is cute
>shitty state loses federal court case for gay marriage. Propose.
>she says yes!

I'm invested in the larp now. I hope it ends with the main characters as a cute transbian couple.

congrats! u better treat her right user!

get married 4mo after her surgery
>no sex don't really care. Lots of physical intimacy
>covid hits
>i have rly hard time.
>drink too much. Smoke too much. Work sucks gets bought out super stressful.
>we start working on fucking again. I hate it she wants PiV i just can't idk why it makes me feel bad.
>she is out of work bc surgery and covid. No privacy, can't do my little cross dressing shit anymore bc i don't want her to think I'm gross.
>2021 is worse. She wants sex a lot, it makes me feel awful. I try shaving my shitty beard, feel worse.
>worry i was gay or something and attracted to her cock?
>we just binge netflix shit and stay inside. she gains like 50lbs
>really want to be a good partner. Start trying to talk about our relationship
>can't tell her half this stuff obv
>doesn't work rly. She tries to do what she thinks im after, i suck.
>try to be kinky as cope. she wants to be fed, sure i like that ig. She does awk but cute mommy domme for me
>helps but doesn't i still feel awful. disassociate constantly.
>have really bad depressive episode lasts months
>She jokingly refers to me as her wife bc im being super bpd so "must actually be a girl"
>butteflies in tummy
>one day I'm laying on the floor in my own head. She comes into the room and kneels down to stroke my hair
>"user i can't help u if u won't talk to me."
>start crying, tell her I'm tired of wanting to be a girl.

plenty of girl want that shit

>I trand out
god you people are gross just imagining you sweaty unpassing magic the gathering playing men making out and talking this in your awful tranny voices makes me wanna puke

Sry im phone poster this is slow :/

>she is like "oh. Well i guess we better get u some titty skittles so u can feel better"
>she lets me cry then starts to stroke my junk like i used to for her.
>instantly diamonds
>get ridden by 250lb snorlax wife while she strokes my hair and won't let me look away
>love her so much
>get therapy!
>therapist is supportive. Im scared but they help me by giving me the firm shove i need to make changes
>get HRT! Feel so much better so fast. Breast buds within the first month. Nipples are super sensitive and start to get rly hot easy.
>sex life reignites, I'm mommys lil rug muncher now.
>starting to see slight changes around my eyes and cheeks. Butt filling in. Get girl horny at the drop of a hat like thighs clenching super drippy.
>she starts helping me dress cuter even tho I don't pass yet.
>tells me I'm pretty. Start doing date nights, going shopping. Tease each other constantly.
>last night have serious convo. she admits she's always been bi and thinks girls are sexy. Says not to worry. Bullies me for being smaller than her
>I've got so far to go
>but I'm glad she's so patient and i couldn't do it without her.

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I look nothing like that anymore. But agreed card shops are gross and so is everyone in them. Especially me.