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where is my bmg

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yesterday
>work has free food but they make you do kitchen service sometimes
>go do it
>clean some shit for an hour
>go back to cook to ask what to do
>smiles, says "youre all done" and hits me right in the nipple

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>2 weeks ago
>at work, food service
>grab something heavy from the shelf
>wasn't as heavy as i thought
>pull it right into my chest
>slams against my bud, full force
>PAINPAINPAIN.jpg
>to everybody else it just looked like i lightly bumped my chest and keeled over
>coworker asks me what's wrong
>"oh i just have a really bad bruise right there, it's alright"
>i'm a genius
>quickly realize it could easily happen again and i can't use the same excuse forever
i need more excuses just in case bros got any ideas

>2 hours ago
>go to work
>have fucking diarrhea and keep going to the toilet every 15 minutes
>nothing personnel employer

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why don't you call in sick?

wont make me get better, will it? ill just sit at my computer so its the same shit.

ok diarrheachad

*shits*

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This is gross ocre you're gonna spread your germs go home. You probably fingered your butt thinking about that cute russian guy and then licked it clean didn't you

>This is gross
>You probably fingered your butt thinking about that cute russian guy and then licked it clean didn't you
ah yes

Smh wash your hands atm is unhygienic

i hope everyone gets sick.

>that cute russian guy
who

Ocre posted yesterday or something about having a crush on someone at work, was asking of it's agp to prefer the cute guy over the ubergigachad guy

didnt see it
I wonder how do they look like

The past day has been such a trip woahahhh.
I'm in a different city somehow and it's great.

Lol was it fun

Yeah I'm honestly still kinda high lol it's been 14 hours tho. Like a drop in a bucket, slowly fizzling out but always from the same basic pattern.
I'm talking complete nonsense sorry, it's in waves I'm fine rn.

The police kicked us out of a park tho at like 4am over a noise complaint cuz 3 of us were tripppplpongggggg

Hah it sounds like you had/are having a good time that's awesome. Ik what you mean about the patterns i think! I get the same thing for like a whole week after lsd usually

Yeah I closed my eyes and felt like I was dividing everything over and over with no idea of what the originating thought was.
There was like 6 hours where I wasn't aware I existed as a person.
Great.

Also everything was a colour and a flavour and a letter and a number..........
7 is just a cool green and it's mintyyyy

I'm in bed and I know this is the most base desire any living creature can have.
Love it... Gonna listen to some music.
Still kinda having synesthesia tho