I'm a cishet male but I want to try anal play when I masturbate. Do I have to do an enema every time? Any tips?

I'm a cishet male but I want to try anal play when I masturbate. Do I have to do an enema every time? Any tips?

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just spit on a sharpie and shove it up there and see how it goes, don't forget to clean the shit out of the dimple on the bottom afterwards

lol what
that's how you get a sharpie stuck in your ass

You don't need to do an enema if you don't mind cleaning off a little bit of poop on your dildo when you're done.

If you have a healthy diet you're unlikely to have more than a little bit of residue left after a bowel movement. Put a condom over your finger and lube up, start slow.

not all the way, just to the cap
We all did it when we were 12, you're just behind

>enema every time
nah just take a good shit sometime earlier in the day, unless youre going deep. Basically you don't wanna go in there when you've got one loaded in the chamber.
>tips
get a nice starter buttplug set on amazon, itll be like $10-$20, youll get some lube and a couple sizes of toys to pop in your butt. Best purchase you'll ever make.

no cap

Thank you very much, I'll try it out sometime and see how it goes

Fuck yourself in the shower dumbass.
Then it doesn't matter if you get shit everywhere.

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You gays though. Do you even understanding that language contains the word disgusting for a reason.

Cishets don't analy play user. Thats gay.

If you don’t want poop flakes on your toy then yeah
>t. doesn’t have a mild shit fetish

no you should definitely keep the cap on

but yes we all did this. i stuck so many random things up my butt growing up

Do people just come to this board to try and troll LGBT people?

No For beautiful transwomen, not a bunch of hairy dudes doing weird with their anal fixation. Please fix that.

Why do you care what hairy dudes are doing with their anuses? Sounds like you belong here

I don't knead to read about it bruh. TMI

Its a gay board, hairy guy or not we're gonna talk about anal

so what I did was have srs and now I don't have to worry about the butt

thats all lies user

just do it. once you graduate to flashlight or rolling pin you're good