How to cope with celibacy

I've been an incel my whole life, never even kissed someone. It's been more and more painful to live like this as time passes. Are there any ways to cope with being alone and (if I'm lucky) any ways to find someone to love?

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if you have friends you aren't alone and if you don't have friends then go find some

dude just date someone its not that hard

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My strat is
- ASMR in high quality noise cancelling headphones
- real Japanese body pillow (the ones at Walmart suck ass, trust me it's worth $80 to import)
- lots of masturbation
- spending every spare cent on buying thing and then getting excited for new thing because waiting for the next package keeps me from blowing my head off

I've never had friends really, I'm super fucking autistic and can't even keep online friends let alone function & socialize irl.

Did you know that in order to date someone has to want to date you in return? Or did that little fact slip by you while you were writing your worthless comment?

Haven't seen a thread like this in a while.
Interesting. Could it be you really are on the spectrum? I'm not particularly well educated on that but having someone look over that if you can afford to may actually help you get a foot in the door.

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improve yourself then user become the best version of yourself, because it turns out you cant just be the bare minimum and expect a participation trophy wife.

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download grindr. ez fix

Anyone can get a gf these days
are you even trying?

Not OP, but I don't even know how to meet people IRL who want to befirend people. Everyone seems to already have their tribe & look at me like I'm crazy for walking up to them.

What happened to
>dude just date someone its not that hard
huh?

>you cant be a fat fucking neet slob and expect a partner
>as long as you arent a fat fucking neet slob its not really that hard to get a partnet
>"REEEEEEE I CANT GOVERN MYSELF I WILL ALWAYS BE A NEED SLOB AND I DESERVE A PARTNER REEEE"

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sorry user but if you didn't make lifelong friends in school then you failed at life and while be alone for the rest of yourself with just a few randos from the internet to talk to from time to time if you're lucky

Same
And after you hit 30 everyone thinks you're a creep by default

Exactly, just be normal. It's not that hard, right? Which is why you are on the board for the sexually anomalous, right?

I did and no one cares I might as well stayed fat

I moved to the other side of the country from my shitty hometown for work

It's not about being a neet
I have a decent job, my own house, a phd, I work out in my own home gym. None of that helps if I cant talk to people.

>user is literally an outsider
where the hell did you move to the village from Hot Fazz?

ok get a dating app? go outside to bars or something? you have to put yourself out there to find people user

retard

Just be cis straight, where is the problem?

Well I mean the first thing to cope with this would be to get an understanding why it is happening. If you have troubles with social interaction, the first question is whether it is pathological in some sense, or for a lack of an appropriate environment to actually get the hang of it? What was your childhood environment like?

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