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>QOTT
what kind of stupid shit are your parents into?


My dad had picrel and in retrospect it made me realize he is very stupid. I read it when I was a child and it must have made me kind of stupid too. He also made me eat colloidal silver and a bunch of other dumb shit

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I have this theory that men categorize trans women as women or men based on whether they want to stick their cock in them. I think that there is a comedian that did a whole skit on this or something? Except he was positioning it as like "haha guys come on they're women I would totally fuck that so it's a woman", somehow oblivious to how retarded that makes him look, you know, thinking that your penis is the supreme purveyor of reality or something. And if he wants to stick his penis in it, it has to be a woman because otherwise it would be gay and he is not gay. I have to be glad that I wasn't born with a penis because it prevents me from thinking in such a retarded way.

>qott
lady gaga
actually based. if i want to have sex with someone they are a woman no matter what

I have arrived.

You are not men, gender is a social construct, but sex is a biological fact.

Tossing aside your gift, that of the creation of life, is a terrible perverted act.

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How malebrained is your taste in video games?

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>this is a biological male

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>I have to be glad that I wasn't born with a penis because it prevents me from thinking in such a retarded way.
Well, we are foids who are NPCs by default, but I'm glad you have found a cope

transwoman-brained, whenever I join a community for a game I like I end up making trans female friends, which is nice.

pooner hands typed this

I don't play video games. Unless you count mobile app sudoku when I don't have internet connection.

Do u like picross

Unironically one of my favorite things to play i only do it on computer or switch though because I hate touch controls

What the fuck is a pooner, that's a funny word.

I demand you explain it to me, a male, your superior.

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I've never heard of it and I'm not interested enough to learn about what it is and how it's played, but thank you for the suggestion. I may look it up when I am more bored.

Actually, I was reincarnated into a female as part of my punishment and as a karmic debt imposed on me due to the sexual intercourse I had with your mother

I used to play a lot of WoW, started playing FFXIV and eventually stopped playing WoW entirely
Other than that League, Megaten (+Persona), Fire Emblem, Yakuza. Not everything just ones I can list off the top of my head as my favorites

>what kind of stupid shit are your parents into?
Delusion level conspiracy theories that make 0 sense. Heard of underground trafficking rings? Well, my mother believes they're actually underground. As in, below the earth. And that every child being kidnapped goes there. Also believes there's no war in Ukraine, that sort of thing.

Stepfather's not as bad, just believes he can crack the lotto "algorithm" even though he doesn't even have second level education.

That's why I'm transexual and not transgender

It's impossible to change sex.

>What the fuck is a pooner, that's a funny word.

>I demand you explain it to me, a male, your superior.

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Objectively false

Damn that's too bad, gonna trans it anyway

Literally don't care.

Will troon out and sport my ugly pedostache just to spite your type.

>I have to be glad that I wasn't born with a penis because it prevents me from thinking in such a retarded way.
I'd rather think with my dick than with my brain sometimes to be honest

Same. My dick has never done me wrong yet. My brain is full of worms and stuff that impair my judgement, but my penis is pure and and untainted.

You're objectively wrong.

Explain to me how a human can change their biological sex. You may as well argue that people can change their species.

>My brain is full of worms and stuff that impair my judgement, but my penis is pure and and untainted.
It's generally the opposite, kek. I've had to bear witness to so many dudes making the dumbest of decisions because of their dicks

Yw it's also called nonograms

Interesting... May I see it? For research, of coursw

>bait taking general

>Interesting... May I see it?
Post to unsee so the jannies don't get us again

after getting fucked three days ago now suddenly my legs and hips feel sore? what's happening to me aaaaaaaaaaa

>Explain to me
No

Gets boring otherwise

Did you lose your virginity? That's normal after sex lol

try stretching your hamstrings more often if you dont exercise at all or yeah, thatll happen

>OPs Picrel
One day I'm waiting in my Dentist office; I'm looking through old National Geographics for any third world titties when I seen that book. I always wondered if it was horseshit or not. Kevin Trudeau got into trouble a few years later and everyone said it was bunk, but I was always curious. What uhh...what don't they want me to know, you know?

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