Shitpost, but whats your favorite monster, tttt?

you're either a ex-yu, bulgarian, greek or middle eastern. everyone else finds kefir disgusting
hecking normies

I'm not even sure I've had 1 kind of monster

rockstars default flavour is fine, about equal to monster. Every single alternative flavour by rockstar is disgusting. I mean most of monsters are too but there's a handful of standouts in their line up.

Before I quit I was drinking the mocha type energy drinks often. So monster mean bean or starbucks doubleshots usually.

im a native canadian with a bit of french i me i was drinking a kefir on my lunch break when i found this thread. i genuinely love it. american kefir is much more mild anyway. they add a bunch of stevia extract and stuff, its just tastes like spicy soda water.

>native canadian
chug

water is good and good for you. there's nothing more refreshing than a cup of nice cold water on a hot day.

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ive only tried original but it was breddy gud

native as in my grandmother had dark skin and belonged to one of the tribes who original inhabited canada before the whole genocide thing, wus chug mean anyway?

Redbull is better
Caffeinated Sparkling Ice drinks are better
Monster is garbo

oh american kefir isnt "real" kefir. kefir on the balkans is very similar to drinkable yogurt just a bit stronger. kefir and burek are a really good combo

ya i wanna try the good stuff. i have trouble even enjoying my daily intake in this country. the food in america is pitiful except for the high calorie shit they spend their lives perfecting. its distressing sometimes. i just eat what i make

Stimulants and other drugs have screwed up my dopamine system to the point where Monster or even coffee gives me hypomania and then a crash into depression the next day.
That being said, I like the pink can one.

westerners never knew how to make good food. the only thing i truly appreciate about my balkanoid eastern european shithole is food. everything else is basically shit

Khaotic is the best one. Instant new favourite when it came out.
Followed by Mango Loco, Monarch, Ultra Paradise and the OG green one, in that order.
The rest I don't care for or don't remember.

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hey at least theres a bright side to everything,
heres hoping you get to a more comfortable place someday friend

Stop shitposting m-word

i miss the original assault that had OG and Cola flavor mixed. the new assault is hard to find and when u do it tastes like shit

obviously white monster

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i like papillon

you telling me not to shitpost, is shitpostting too. checkmate
yeah, hope so too. its incredibly hard to find a job to begin with, so thinking about moving abroad is a far distant wish. although, i would love to move to western europe, coming out would be much easier. even tho my specific country has amazing laws (i could get my legal gender changed without GRS) its basically useless when the public is against it. it would be easier in bigger city but being out and open in a small eastern European town wouldn't be a good idea. but thank you for nice wishes, user

wow monster flavor twins!!!

White or maybe black

stop shitposting

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