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qottd: do u wipe sitting or standing up?

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hello uwu

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sit

that's so hot

Bmg - brapposter molests girls

Bmg - boymoders make gas

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reppin' to the limit

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Standing. I legit have no idea how one can wipe sitting down and still have a clean asshole

>be me, incredibly dumb boymoder
>in vc with guyfrens, not out to any of them but they suspect i think
>it's like 3am
>slump over face down into the pillow i was just kinda holding
>try to stay awake and keep responding, close my eyes for just a sec
>jolt awake maybe ten minutes later, all my friends are screaming at me and i have several missed calls and just generally am very confused
>they tell me (and very cheerily imitate) i was making these gentle high pitched moans the whole time
why does my body betray me like this?? istg im gonna commit ritual suicide one of these days, the shame is too much

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you were probably farting loudly too if you fell asleep

doesnt your buttcheeks smush together and make a mess?

Well obviously you bend over or use the other hand to spread them

can I do it for you? haha

silence, brapfag

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what does brap mean? ;-;

Have to stop smoking entire packs of cigarettes whenever I'm out with friends @_@ been 3 days since I had one and I feel so anxious and uncomfortable.

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You ever tried e-cigarettes or the patches? They seem pricey but the flavoured ones look interesting, probs wouldn't try em myself since I don't smoke

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I put a patch over my boymoders butthole

>QOTT
who the fuck wipes standing up i mean people actually do that? sitting gang
giwtwm
but i’ve had a few close calls tho. accidentally brushed my nip against my desk too hard once and let out a stifled little moan. thank god it was right when all my friends started yelling about something

also im in the same boat, not out to them but i think they’re onto me