Based Jordan Peterson

Based Jordan Peterson

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I would

Wish that AI reading things in his voice was still around.

sounds comfy
I wish I had a trans gf

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I wish I had hormones and could become the trans gf

take your pills Alice
and then be my gf

o-okay...

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nice

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why can't i have this

God this would completely work on me. I know this because a pick up artist guy did a similar move on me and I would have probably done anything he wanted me to do at that moment. That's the power of being nice and taking an interest in people who're not used to that I guess

I can’t even talk for 5 minutes straight
Never going to get fucked

aw...

You seem like a sweetie

I want to fuck a hot tranny so bad

One user is not like the others

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I want to kiss a cute tranny so bad

all a guy has to do is ask me about elder scrolls lore and let me sperg out for a while and then execute the headpat/call me cute and i'll suck his dick on the spot

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This works on most stupid nerds, trans is not a requirement.

That means me, dumbass. Gimme my pats.

I added a girl who talked about elder scrolls a lot, it was cute

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i hope one day i find a guy who will listen to me ramble on about all the crazy and interesting lore in those games one day
i know it's literally just a (you) with a gif but why does this make me feel something so much ghhhf cut it out

>i know it's literally just a (you) with a gif but why does this make me feel something so much ghhhf cut it out
shhhhh... It's okay. Just enjoy the moment. Please tell me a bit more about the Argonians and their long, sad history. (Chasers, watch and you might actually learn something)

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