I’m drunk, waiting for my
Uber, and I couldn’t hold it :(
Mommy, I had an accident
Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Jenkins
Poor baby :( Let mommy drive you home, we'll get you in some clean jammies and tuck you into bed.
Charles Torres
This is quite unappealing but I respect that you thought it'd be funny to post it here. I'd do the same.
Ethan Clark
i wanna lend you my coat and let you borrow some clothes while yours wash at my place.
>t. gay cis m
Jack Walker
My friend is only tolerating me cuz we came here together. I can tell she’s annoyed at me right now…
Lincoln Ramirez
You promise?
Elijah Lee
do people actually enjoy going out/clubbing/bars/etc
Alexander Wright
Why does she look like she's dressed to go clubbing and you're wearing skinny jeans and converse? What does your whole outfit look like?
Nicholas Russell
I promise baby, now let's help you up and get in mommy's car
Easton Moore
It’s fun after a few drinks.
Isaac Thomas
I don’t really have any girly shoes yet. I’m gonna get some wedges soon.
I had on a pink and black top that was really flowing. I look pretty andro with B cup boobs.
Brandon Martin
Do you have any extra panties for me in the car?
Angel Sanchez
Someone posts their piss drunk on Any Forums and you still wonder about that?
Andrew Flores
Of course baby
Hunter Ramirez
show us the fit op, and possibly face
Ryan Price
Hehe thankies. My pink ones with bows on them are all wet now.
Kevin Flores
I already took it all off.
Brayden Ward
why wouldn't you just squat by a wall and piss on the sidewalk if it was that bad, wtf
Jayden Edwards
that would be too malebrained
Samuel Nguyen
absolutely not it's the most uncomfortable experience imaginable unless i'm completely too drunk to know what's going on
Angel Bennett
Heh, get owned kid