Why is tails from sonic so fucking hot?

im mostly nto masc dudes. patrick star was my only other 'crush' from animated shows as a kid. but what class of gay woulk tails be if patrick wouldve been something like a bear or cub?

im not that into twinks or femboys. judging by my attraction to tails though is there an extra tribe other than bears/cubs that im missing out on? tails energy is hot and cute asf.

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based. tails top tier shota.

The answer you're looking for is that you are a pedophile.
Get with an FtM who's still in college and just started T.

i love you

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this
tails is literally 7

i dunno about this user isnt tails like a little kid or something you fucking weirdo

Green is pure and a minor himself, OP is a pedo

thanks ly2
but
>im only into guys who have some level of pubic hair,
>even when was getting with girls, no pubic hair meant i was going to be uninterested

Im saying tails energy, not literally tails. what brand of gay is as cute and delightful a person as tails from fucking sonic man

I have the most awful straight shota urges toward tails now I wish I could be milfier

Like I said, date an FtM.

fujobros we went too far

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why though?
i fingered a girl on T one time and it was better than most girls imo but i still like male anatomy better ftmp.

There's like a certain phenotype of FtMs who are warm, studious, helpful, always half-prepared. They are also generally short and neotonous, the way you prefer since you are clearly some kind of pedophile They also tend to have a lot of body hair, which you prefer because you are a furry.

just thinking of tails cute ass with his hairy bootyhole in the air waiting for dick gets me hard asf why tf you do this to me OP

>neotonous
oh i just looked that word up and idk yea im not into prepubescence but i def like the retainment of youth. My favorite guys or girls ive talked to were the ones who started doing drugs at 15 or 16 so just never grew up and stayed acting somewhat like a child/adolescent

ig at least its manageable since the possible pedophilia is mixed with an interest in body hair and physical post pubescense. its a lot more the emotional/mental charistics that are childish tha are attractive to me than the physical

>There's like a certain phenotype of FtMs who are warm, studious, helpful, always half-prepared. They are also generally short and neotonous
no men that fill that phenotype tho?

>men that fill that phenotype
Best I can do is MtFs.

Kys

damn
ig ill maybe try it out idk to me it was mostly only ever cute when guys were like that though, unless a girl was doing it really well

He just said trans men are the men who have that phenotype

yeah but in a lot of ways sometimes i want someone who has a real penis though. sometimes pussys cool esp if its tomboy or ftm. but doubt that could cut it long term