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quickly before work, I need to go babysit the trucks and loaders today. Deskwork and clipboard shit. I love the pay bump but I miss the kitchen.
So I'm Not an idiot and she IS throwing eyes at us. She doesn't want to fuck exactly, she's jelly of the intimacy. How we just vibe doing nothing. We've tried to set her up a few times to no effect. I'll take her out with Yana to dinner somewhere nice and we'll have a great time.
So, we're going to do a trial. Set down a for real plan for tomorrow, but what we have sketched out is
>Kids to mom's until Monday
>hair nail and spa first thing
>dig my thot attire out and wear it
There shit going on in Celebration, over next to Disney? Snoop around for something fun in my price range. Hammer out the deets later, but I'm confident that we can at least enjoy ourselves even if nothing happens.
Outside I'm grinning ear to ear like an idiot, inside I'm screaming like a ghost skeleton that's on fire. I'm worried we're going to fuck up the dynamic we already have and I'm anxious to see if this might just work out.
Elysium or bust
done-sies
why does it smell bad down there…
I’m so sorry for this heartbroken ass that sometimes I really feel I should somehow shoehorn myself into fancying her.
You have rich people problems. Who still goes to Disney? Who still works as a nanny? Want to pay for college?
Infecção. Go to doctor.
This is a genuine question for butches.
Why are you a butch? Why look like a man instead of femme?
Reminder that this brain-damaged porn star is wiser than vaxtards.
she's cute
Describe your brainworms before you accepted the fact you were born gay.
Mine was
>i can't be gay because I'm Christian
>therefore the half naked women on TV brainwashed me into liking boobs
>degenerates! The end is near! Bring back the puritans!
I was like 13 lol
That's just how I feel confident and attractive. I've always been a tomboy as a little girl and as I grew up I just continued being more comfortable looking as masculine as possible for a woman. Being feminine is also a ton of work and it doesn't suit me.
I would get weird obsessions over certain girls and didn't understand why because "I'm not gay" and I remember thinking I could never tell anyone about it because they would think I'm a lesbian which I'm NOT. This was in middle school. Also never had crushes on boys growing up but I thought I was just a late bloomer or something. I grew up in a homophobic family and went to Catholic school so it just didn't occur to me that I could actually be a lesbian, I thought I was just a weird straight girl. I was also really anti same sex marriage at the time and would get into arguments with people about how it's infringing on muh religious freedom or something...
>I was also really anti same sex marriage at the time and would get into arguments with people about how it's infringing on muh religious freedom or something
Literally me before I finally worked up the courage to sext with another girl.
>guy I used to work with at a restaurant now work as Walgreens cashier
>saw him do some shady shit at restaurant
>aware he's a snake w innocent face
>checks me out
>type in my rewards phone number
>mutters something then loudly says you get $25 dollars off if you mutter mutter mutter
>think it's a coupon and give him some info
>before I click accept I say "wait is this a credit card"
>snake says "it's a card you can use at Walgreens if you're ever in a pinch for money"
>he was trying to trick me into signing up for a credit card
dumb cunt always thought he was smarter
than everyone around him but I see through his alcoholic ass lies. shit leopard can't change its spots.
>I finally worked up the courage to sext with another girl.
Lol how old were you user? I was too chickenshit to do anything like that but I did rp as a boy to flirt with girls on habbo hotel which I also managed to convince myself was NOT weird
15 or 16, not sure. Looking back, we were retarded virgins with bad romance cliches for brains, but it was still a huge eye-opener.
haven't stopped listening to this since sunday, SLAPS youtube.com
Or maybe you're dumb, is it possible that everyone is wrong and only you and the tinfoil are right?
>who is she?
That's Mcburger
>also how tf do you all know each other
/clg/ has less than 15 regular posters.
Over the last 6 and a half years we have gotten to know each other a little.
>sext with another girl
Hope you didn’t exchange nudes, because that’s would be dumb.
>Over the last 6 and a half years we have gotten to know each other a little.
Name a few anons.