Tfw no discord bf who checks in on me and says goodnight and lets me send him pictures of my butt

tfw no discord bf who checks in on me and says goodnight and lets me send him pictures of my butt

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What is your date of birth. If we are a good astrology match we can get married and you can send me ass pics.

What is your year of birth. I don't believe in astrology bullshit but I want to make sure you aren't too young for me.

dont do it. online relationships never last and once he's had his fill of you he'll just abandon you and you'll be worse off for it.

Everyone post birth date and what gender partner you want and I will match you all up.

You can find dozens of men willing to be that person imminently.
Why would he abandon OP? There's plenty of insanely lonely people here who'd love an online relationship. If there's no end in sight to ever visit/move in with the other person, then that's one thing but it doesn't have to be that way.

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Post birth details op. I am insane and obsessive and won't let you down. I am entering into a manic episode and you can be the object of my mania. And then when it ends you can keep me from killing myself.

it literally always ends that way. relationships over discord never last because there's no end game. once the guy gets all your nudes and all conversation topics are exhausted it just turns into a uselessly maintained facade where you're both desperate to capture the first spark again where you were both incredibly interested in each other. it'll never work though and the relationship will continue to decay until you both move on.

*Never Meant plays softly in the distance

How is there no end game unless you guys are NEETs or one person is in a third world shithole? If you can't do anything together, that's definitely on you guys for having no real common interests.

Tfw no bf to tell me to go to the bathroom because he can smell me shitting myself

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Post your birth date stinky.

I'm not looking for a LDR or pics. But if you need a cis-male friend/ someone to talk to, I'm available to text chat through out the day.

EC-DADDY#0255

>EC-DADDY

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>I'm available to text chat through out the day.
So you're a neet is what you're saying

Hey, I had to conjure SOMETHING for my alt Discord account. Its that or some other dumb shit like Darklordbuttfucker69 or chicken wing_lover.

Definitely not, but think that if you want

helloEri#2633

I'm a cancer, less slutty then OP but probably more desperate

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We need the birth date with year so I can see moon sign, mars sign, and Venus sign. This makes sure we are compatible.

I can literally match people to the person of their dreams and nobody posts birth date

I'm not sharing birth date on Any Forums but I'm a pisces moon

if this were true maybe I'd post it

If this were true id post but thats private information user. I wanna discord bf really really had but I'm not gonna get one by telling you when I was born

We wouldn't be a great match desu. I am Virgo moon, sag sun, Libra rising.
It is true
Millions of ppl were born on the same date it is nothing to worry about.