>be me >moderatly clocky tranner >get new job as a night auditor for a long stay hotel >super easy and cozy >just print paper and punch in numbers for an hour every night >only catch is you work graveyard >no friends so no problems >get to chill every night and fuck around on laptop >still have to talk to people in the morning though >make sure to be extra nice just in case >espically since everyone staying is either a boomer or a Mormon college student >they're all nice though so it's not a big deal >one night get call at the front desk >check the room it's coming from >one of the mormon guys cool >answer >"Good evening, front desk speaking how can I help you" >"Hi.. I was wondering... do you ever have breaks at your job" >confused.mov >"No not really, but if you need something I can go bring it to you" >"kind of.. your face is really cute user, can you come over I want to cum on it" >instantly hang up >really grossed out and feel awful for an hour >then get really horny >regret >later two of the mormon guys show up >one looks like he's been crying >they set up room service for tomorrow and we chat a bit >same room number as the guy that called >they don't know >act like nothing happened >the guy who looked like he was crying was riding one of those zoomer hoverboards and offered to let me ride it >ride it ofc >they go back to their rooms >go back to fucking around on laptop
>she didn't let the mormon soak in her butthole disappointed in you
Ryder Ortiz
That sounds mildly annoying but whats the point of this post
Aiden Thomas
sometimes u just wanna tell others about ur day ykno
Xavier Phillips
yeah but why to a board full of strangers
Jason Barnes
Why do you post on an anonymous Bangladeshi kite testing forum full of strangers user?
Christopher Sanders
Poor Mormon boy. He just really wanted to cum on your cute face, user... :(
Jaxson Moore
Tbf that story makes me regret not taking a night shift at a hotel over here. You get paid quite a lot for having to do nothing but having a duckef sleep schedule put me off. Oh well the grass is always greener I guess, next week I start in a lingery store and I'm terrified
Mason Young
I'll consider it... but only if he let's me ride his hoverboard again
Andrew Lopez
>tfw no Mormon bf to drizzle me with cum and ride hoverboards with ;_;
Dominic Fisher
who are you quoting?
Wyatt Perez
>>one looks like he's been crying You should have just let him cum on your face, it'd only cost you your dignity
Aaron Nelson
Is it actually that easy to work as a night auditor? Sounds like a really nice deal desu. >t. tranny needing a new job
Jonathan Peterson
Depends on the place, the intial learning curve is pretty rough but once you figure it out you're fine. It's an easier job to get too since most people don't like working night shifts. You get like 6-7 hrs of free time if you don't have people asking you for stuff. There are plenty of days you work the whole night but most the time you don't. Really worth if you are trying to learn a new skill or gayme deving like me
what kinda education and experience do they expect you to have? im a dropout with almost zero working experience and i kinda really need to start looking into something to live off of, so i guess i just wanna gauge how realistic something like this would be
Ethan Phillips
Customer service and computer proficiency. Emphasize being organized, good with Excell and willing to work a night shift. Plenty of places will take anyone that breathes because the job has such a high turn over rate. Just keep applying to places and work on your application as you go and you'll land a job eventually
Grayson Hernandez
Cool story
Jason Anderson
Something similar happened to me yesterday >be me clocky boymoder barista > refilling the refrigerated case >bent over for like 10 minutes >idgaf my boss told me this needs done >coworker has to go on break >get sent to the register >boomer couple 50’s or 60’s who had been in the line the whole time come up >order their food >husband looks at his wife and says you should give, pause to decide gender, this person a tip >looks me in the eyes and winks and says I’d give you “a VERY large tip” >wife give me and Jim’s death stare > I get no tip
Cameron Carter
that makes sense. i think i'd be an alright fit for it, i have a pretty easy time talking with strangers and im decently organized, i'd need to get better at excel tho i've rarely used it there's really not that many hotels here tho bc i live in a pretty small place but i might have a look at it, getting kind of desperate for money to be able to move out by now
Jack Ramirez
Based grandpa
William Johnson
nta but thanks, this sounds great and I'm already a vampire sleeper so whatever I want to learn so much shit but work currently leaves me drained all day, I miss being a neet when I could actually do things I wanted with my time
Ian Fisher
It grossed me out but pretty chad move ngl
Cooper Murphy
I did night audit for 7 years and you would not believe the amount of drunk milf pussy I wrecked on the clock. Even had a threesome once with two 20somethings because they wanted that 6'4 auditor. God, even the married security guard got a turn on the clock. Super comfy job and god bless the 3AM horny crowd
Problem was it destroyed my social life, and gave me a ton of time to look at myself and what I wanted from life. Which lead to me trooning out :(
