/mtfg/ - mangy toe fetishist general

They only seem cute desu, they come off as mean to me.

Do you think a tranny can get milked? There's a lot of things you don't know about because you really aren't a seasoned old shrew like me. I've been milked before.

adding a yall would have sold it more

>I got kissed by a manatee once
Woah I'm jealous I love Manatees

Cool book

Oh well I do think that a lot yeh

Carl grimes

inb4 someone says polar bear to dab on the libs
do you have a favorite type of seal? The seal i was luckiest to see in my life was a hawaiian monk seal with her cub which was very cute and made me happy.
>i remember my dad getting mad at me bc i cried when i was watching the seals play and do cute stuff in the water xd
lol thats cute. i never liked seals as much as the rest because when i went fishing they woudl often steal fish while you were reeling them in and i resented them for that and they also take over wharfs and stink. but they are very cute.
they are super duper cute! one of the loveliest for sure. they can use tools with their little baby hands and i think thats awesome. did you know they were wiped out down to 10 remaining and they came back from that?
they seem really cool, never seen one. I wish stellar's sea cow wasn't extinct because those must have been something incredible as well.
best answer from best cat boy ^_^
idk the bulls don't look cute with their big thingies anymore is the only thing. they are pretty ferocious though very tough animals. getting kissed by a manatee sounds cute only ocean creature thats kissed me is stingrays incel moment

you'll be hated no matter what form you take because a tranny hating rabbit still hates rabbits no matter how upset they are when expressing their hate

I was really young and I think they really more kissed the person in front of me and I just got like the lip spit on me

>the bulls don't look cute with their big thingies
uhh what is this post about??

TFW no kisses from the girl at work

ONEDAY

Also I got a motorcycle in death stranding also bts are scary af lol

thanks for helping my best friend

are you doing okay today friend?

ugh ugh ugh shush up you know what i meant. the meaty pendulous thing all the males have that flops down except when they get excited
rip, hope you get coworker kisses soon fren
glad you're enjoying death stranding

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Ugh same, sometimes humans really suck ;_; I just want big cute sea creatures to admire and swim with

Kek thanks for making me less jealous fren, but even then I only got to pet one once ;_;

go go gadget gomco precision circumcision!

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Maiq is absolutely, endlessly, obsessively fascinated by the oceans and everything in them

I don’t hate trannies I swear pls I was just expressing my fears
I loved u but u hate me so yeh :(((

No, I’m not. Worried can’t look female can’t be girl and my ex friend said they hate me

yes fren the ocean is too pure for us stinky people :(
please marry me

Yea would be nice

I'm considering hrt as an experiment. If I did it for say, one year, and then detransitioned, what effects would be permanent and what wouldn't?
I figure with the boobs I'd have to get surgery to remove them. But I worry about libido and sperm production post detransition among other things. What resources are there for knowing the effects of detransitioning?
>uhh you're an egg
No I'm just very autistic and indifferent about most sex characteristics and feel it'd be neat to document first hand the experience of transitioning and then detransitioning from a neutral stand point.

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I cant wait to lead rooty on about marrying a second time while im still married to a 4 foot post wall roastie

i really don't
how'd you go from dolphins to manatees to bulls?

adult male seals are called bulls

i feel hated by you because of the hateful things you say about trannies. it's up to you how you choose to respond to that reality

>do you have a favorite type of seal? The seal i was luckiest to see in my life was a hawaiian monk seal with her cub which was very cute and made me happy.
i love hawaiian monk seals! but its a tie between a few species, but it would be a bit absurd to link them all bc its nearly every species lmao. seals are just awesome in general! (i dont rlly like walruses tho, they're funny but not v cute
>and they also take over wharfs and stink
lol i saw them by a warf in flordia, thats when i cried xd
>only ocean creature thats kissed me is stingrays incel moment
oh to be kissed by a ray :)

weird... but dont take HRT if u dont want boobs, it will most likely give u dysphoria if u dont have it already

lol is this kat?

Sorry you feel so worried today, laffy. Can Maiq do anything to help?
You are too young for marriage but you are like a sweet little sister to Maiq.

>it will give dysphoria
I am okay with that. I can get rid of then eventually anyways.

Guh'Niggers

no im poly

>only ocean creature thats kissed me is stingrays incel moment
what? no you are so lucky
stingrays are amazing
the giant manta ray is one of the most beautiful creatures that has ever lived, surely

what the HECK
is the stereotypical seal a female seal?

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cute :)

I have that impression from seals to be desu.

I didn't know that! good on you sea otters resisting letting us wipe you out.

I’m really sorry I wasn’t trying to be hateful. I want to respond by telling u I love u don’t and hate trannies and didn’t mean it that way. I’d like to express myself without upsetting u

I don’t think so,
Thanks for caring tho
Maybe u cud say ur view in it males can look female and amab vs afab issue

Dear /mtfg/,
in an ongoing effort to improve this boards mental health, I invite all of you to partake in a small exercise: Try to keep a journal in which you write one good thing that happened to you, or one nice thing that somebody said to you, *every day*. Try to be specific. The only rule is that it must be actually positive, nothing back handed or harmful.

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lmao

i seriously wouldn't wish it on anyone, i think u might not understand how awful it is

good idea actually :)

I hate you for the same reason, you're cruel and rude and you don't believe you should respect any tranny as a female and that you're just totally convinced that you have to base everyone's life on some rule book. You're a real jerk the way you treat people!

>I’d like to express myself without upsetting u
you can't say tranny hate to a tranny without upsetting one, idiot
just like how you can't say you're not gay in a "gay" relationship
go to bed already ffs

You wouldn't wish it on anyone, I know.
But I'm really wanting to experience it anyway.

Maiq thinks you are a girl. All of this complicated terminology is metal gymnastics for avoiding the plain and obvious truth. Unfortunately, this often includes you because of your anxiety issues. But ti Maiq, it could not be more clear and common sense that you laf are a girl. There is no man ever, anywhere who talks and thinks and acts the way you do but there are plenty of other women like you.
not a bad idea there

Oh ok. I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be cruel or rude. I do want to respect. But u hate me so is over yeh. I’m just worried about the rule book is all

I’m sorry. I didn’t know how to express my fears any other way. Like how can u I say whyBin crying without upsetting u?
I’ll go to bed I guess
U hate me oh mab

Because I'm struggling to sleep I'm thinking about animals that I find cute but I'm not as excited over as other people
For me it's the axolotl
I guess they just don't feel as cool as other amphibians
I guess being stuck in the in between stages just isn't as interesting to me as extinct frogs who give birth through their mouths
Or giant salamanders

p. sure this is a river otter dont crucify me because its not a sea otter ok?
yeah seals are pretty awesome. I just love dolphins because of personal experiences that i had before I learned they were rapists lol. And whales are so big they're really impressive as well. like humpback whales breaching and flying 3 stories up in the air then crashing is so cool.
>you are like a sweet little sister to Maiq.
take me to the aquarium then!!!
stingrays like sucking on people it tickles a lot. i went free diving in shark and ray filled waters and all the rays climbed up on my back and sucked me yea was fun. One time I caught an 8 foot wingspan bat ray in the ocean and that was really really cool.
yes! they are very good and im happy they made it. humans made a similar comeback long in the past as well thats why its so easy for humans to inbreed and not other animals.

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My wife Lee twitter.com/Pumkinjak is pretty busted ngl bros

Paul if you like the ocean and want to fall asleep try this YT channel
youtu.be/dJS6_qZ-CGg

would honestly