Am I trans?

I think my body sucks. Is this gender dysphoria?

>Menstruating feels like pissing yourself constantly for a week

>Tits bounce uncomfortably when I run

>Have to spread my asscheeks manually to wipe because it's where all the fat gathers

>vagina leaks mucus and gets soaked with piss multiple times a day

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No

This has to b a bait

except for the period thing this is all true of me post mtf fuck what does this mean

Weird larp

are you fat

Not in the waist. Fat just goes straight to my ass. If I was AMAB I would probably have a beer gut instead which seems a lot less inconvenient.

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Why would you get rid of your penis??

You could:
>aim your pee so it doesn't blast your entire crotch in bacteria
>put your penis in things
>teabag your lover

>tits
Tits bouncing uncomfortably is literally part of having tits (esp big ones) it hurts to run with them, it isn't tranny shit

>Menstruating
Just wear tampons fag

No. Thats just the normal female experience

Not only are you fat, clean yourself better too, if your vagina smells like piss and leaks mucus, depending on the amount and odor, it's an infection go to the doctor.
Nobody really likes their breasts, they are uncomfortable and make everyone miserable, but being a woman is being miserable.
Nobody likes menstruation.
Congratulations, you are an average woman who most likely has a vaginal infection.

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being a regular fag this post made me feel like a million dollars. Holy shit I love being a dude

Yes, you are a man. Now please show your man boobs as part of the male rite of passage, am I right, bro?

Gtfo straightoid

Tampons chafe the inside of my pussy, they're uncomfortable. Like bras. Bras chafe my tits.

I can hold you down and fuck your ass faggot

one of the first times I've read a thread here starting with "is this gender dysphoria" and the answer was obviously "no wtf"

>tampons
Am I the only one who just can't even put in a tampon? I get way too uncomfortable and nervous, and it doesn't even go in. It's just painful, and I give up and then cry because I have no idea how I'm going to handle having sex if I can't even try to insert a fucking tampon without being in pain.

Literally normal woman stuff. No cis woman likes how any of that feels, trust me

That's not gd no, that's just dealing with the shitty parts of being a female, not an actual desire to be male

I think all of that sucks too, except for the bouncing tits part. I love having huge G cup boobs and feeling them bounce. Is cis agp a thing?

What about the sagging and the sweat, though? Having sweat pool under your tits is gross.

They actually don't sag or sweat that much. At least, not enough for me to really notice or be bothered by it.

I never used tampons before having sex, myself. Sex was initially painful. We started with fingering because cock would literally not fit at first.

and y'all make fun of us for dilating

Glad to hear I'm not that abnormal then. Did using tampons hurt?

I never tried because I wanted my hymen to stay intact. It probably would have because fingers did.

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