Short ppl have no reason to live

I am more of a bourbon man.
Either neat or in a high ball.

I’m on too strict of a diet to afford the unnecessary carbs that come with beer. I just need the alcohol calories and nothing more.

Plus, bourbon is delicious.

When I’m on less of a strict diet I will sometimes drink IPA but honestly wine and whiskey are my preference by far

I love cute, short, buff! I wanna spoon the muscle man and squeeze his glutes

t. 6'2

i cant stand brown liquor blech

Ah, so you have absolute trash taste. Duly noted

my dad tried to have me do the whiskey and cigars thing and i almost vomited. ill stick to tequila/vodka

shorter

>cigars and whiskey are gross
I dare you to have worse taste.

As an aside, I don’t know if you tried Cabo Wabo… I generally avoided it because I think celebrity booze is usually a marketing schtick for low quality swill. But it was shockingly good and relatively affordable.

Los tres toños is also pretty good if you like a smokey note. Also very cheap

i dont buy my own booze much cause i dont drink a whole lot so i dont really remember what tequilas ive drank but maybe ill check them out next time i wanna get blasted

I’ve already posted pics with me next to a measuring tape when Kayla lied about my height.

First she lied about me being 5’10, then 5’9, then 5’8, then 5’7

Even in her lyingest of lies I was never shorter than 5’7”. But the proof is in the pudding if you want to go back two years in the archive.

Just under 5’11. Over 5’10.75

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you look good. well, PROBABLY isnt actually you. but if it was. i would like to smell your chest... :]

manlets like this make me hate myself god i hate being a ftm so much

It’s me, pero I’m taken so I already have a designated chest-sniffer

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