>The Italian transgirl requests an offering of olive oil
What do you do?
The Italian transgirl requests an offering of olive oil
how much olive oil exactly
I coyly ask what she wants it for.
>italian
shoot her
> italian
> that body
tuscany
GREASE QUEEN.
I KNEEL.
>Italian
She's Australian of 1/4 Italian descent.
feet
feeet
Give her olive oil, I always have plenty of the stuff.
What does that mean
olive oil is so good yummmm
Fine, I'll play along
2/3 of a litre and I'll make us some beautiful pork Milanese/schnitzel
Is that a slotmachine in the background?
based, shoot me too
that’s precisely why she passes
swallow a spoon of olive oil and tell me how good it is
>plenty of olive oil
how do you not have explosive diarrhea?
'go 'za with catsup and cheese whiz
Scrape a gallon of oil off the grease queens forehead and offer it as a token of appreciation
yes
>ywn fuck her using olive oil as lube
>how do you not have explosive diarrhea?
Because I don't drink it, I just have lots incase I need to fry some eggs or some s0hkyahit!
>s0hkyahit
I have no idea how that word came out.
Shit plus the captcha?