The one cock rule

If you have sucked or fucked even just one cock, you are gay. Simple as.

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But I'm a girl

I've sucked and taken many a cock

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I'm sorry but you're gay if you've ever touched a cock

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WHY AM I NOT GAY???

cool

>If you have sucked or fucked even just one cock, you are gay.
Based.
But because I've slept with around 100 vaginas, that means I'm only 1% gay.

What if it was another girl's cock?

You have to sex atleast one cock to be admitted into the gay club (you can't leave once you're in tho)

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No, vaginas have 0 weight. Only cocks matter when deciding sexuality. According to the one cock drop rule, you are gay

This is a complication that I did not consider. I suppose if the cock belongs to a girl and it is sufficiently feminine, then you're not gay

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Cocks won’t sex me user :(

>If you have sucked or fucked even just one cock, you are gay. Simple as.
does the same rule apply to pussy? if I have licked one pussy or fucked even just one pussy am I straight?

No, pussy does not count. Cocks are the only active and positive sexual organ and thus only cocks can determine your sexuality. Also there is no "straight". Just gay or not gay

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I've sucked 8 and I'm completely straight

even your own cock?

If they weren't feminine girl peens, you're gay (str*ight isn't a real thing)
Yes if you're a man and you've touched your penis, you're gay

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Who is the king of gay who decided this?

It's in the bible

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Thanks for confirming your retardation.

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>if a man fucks 100 women and 1 man he's actually gay
>if a woman fucks 100 women and 1 man she's actually straight

No. If a woman fucks a cock, she's gay. No exceptions to the rule.

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