>boymoder, living at boymoder shelter >guys keep trying to take me home but I keep insisting there's a mistake and I'm not a boymoder >shelter staff keeps telling me I have to go with one of these guys eventually >squeeze my knock-off Blahaj tight since the shelter can't afford to give us real Blahajs >it whispers into my ear that god can't see my tears >smile and nod at its wisdom as I drift to sleep >a guy filled out the paperwork to take me home while I was sleeping >wake up in a boymoder carrier in his passenger seat >shake the carrier up to try and get out, but unsuccessful - they used childproof locks. >guy tells me I'm going to be very happy at my new home >puts me in a room that's all pink and girly >tell him I'm a boymoder- I mean a boy, and I don't belong here >he gives a knowing grin and shuts the door
It's a nice place. I miss the things my pseudo-blahaj would whisper at night though.
>pseudo blahaj >it whispers into my ear that god can't see my tears >smile and nod at its wisdom as I drift to sleep peak schizo hours, but idk i like it
>it took a while, but i finally got all the paperwork done >can adopt a boymoder from the boymoder shelter. i always wanted one >pick the cutest one i can find. staff warns me that she a weird one, but i dont mind >bring her home, i even prepared a nice girly and pink room for her. i hope she will like it >she insists on being a girl, but i will show her otherwise its going well so far, but she keeps rambling about some "pseudo-blahaj" and other stuff. should i get her a real blahaj to calm her down. or do i have to send her back and get a boymoder that isnt insane?
>a boymoder that isnt insane? jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Michael Taylor
cute
would first rape though
Zachary Reyes
i want a nice man to adopt me as his girlfriend and love me ;-; even if i had to give up one of my blahajs
Cameron Gray
>">she insists on being a girl, but i will show her otherwise" misspoken or am i missing smth
Chase Gomez
yeah, my bad, i am retarded. should be "boy", of course
James Brooks
As a boymoder, I agree. Not only I’m rucking insane but I never, ever, met a normal boymoder; most of us are autistic on some degree on top of being insane
Ian Wood
All boymoders are insane, and this one has likely been poisoned by the counterfeit blåhaj. We suggest you cleanse her with multiple legitimate blåhaj's and hope for the best.
Asher Scott
where can I find one of those boymoder shelters? I'm a stray boymoder
i can gib you a ride :D do you have sensory issues? my van is windowless :0
Cooper Wood
same...
Ayden Myers
whoa...
Lincoln Baker
i wanna take a ride in the boymoder van, mister
Oliver Allen
i wasn't trying to poke fun, i knew what you meant! you're not retarded :( and if something happened and suddenly you were, i'd still think you were ight
