>"that'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says transwoman who would have been a revered temple priestess 30,000 years ago
"that'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says transwoman who would have been a revered temple priestess 30,000 years ago
Blake Gutierrez
Samuel Perry
Times change.
Jose Cook
she kinda looks like abbie shapiro but without the huge tits
Connor Green
>literal made to tend a shrine and deliver prophecys
>forced to work as a parcel deliverer instead
Jose Ortiz
Your math is a bit off, that would have been 5000 years at most, and no they would likely be dead because only 20% of offspring were viable past 1 year, and 5% past 10 years. Starbucks has more baristas than there were people alive back then.
William Wilson
But can I try flirting with the cute tranner barista?
John Morales
>30,000 years ago
OOOH OOOHHH EEEK SEE MAN THAT LOOK LIKE WOMAN
BRING MAN THAT LOOK LIKE WOMAN TO CAVE TO MAKE BABIES BUT NO HOLE
Aaron Powell
>spend all day vaping and shit posting on Any Forums
omg she's just like mee!!
Asher Carter
>be 30,000 years ago
>be shit hunter gatherer
>disguise myself as soft berrypicker
>trick hunter into allowing me into his herem
>mfw
Alexander Lee
>ywn sack an enemy city in a long bitter genocidal war of faith
>ywn storm some vile heathen gods' temple
>ywn chase down a terrified little eunuch priestess faggot
>ywn repeatedly and violently defile these false gods' most faithful servant
>ywn hear her untestosteronized shrieks of protest, her whimpered prayers, her soft unwilling moans
>ywn mash her prostate until she leaks her seedless goop onto the holy ground of the temple
>ywn bind her and bring her home for """reeducation"""
>ywn purify both her holes with your blessed seed until she is free of the blasphemous gods' power
>ywn convert her to your loving boywife, thankful for showing her your own morally superior god's light
>but you can gently bully some minimum wage coffee slinger
yeah lmao
Liam Turner
is it weird that i wanna work in a coffee shop for the vibe alone? idk i’m probably just being naive
Lincoln Wilson
also s-super hot user giwtwm
Carson Cook
>"that'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says man who would have been told to shut the fuck up about his feelings and get back to farming before dying of an infected tooth at 30 years old
Adrian Peterson
reading that was very upsetting but also made me horny. fuck you user
Jose Davis
I'm supposed to be a transbian you fuck
Jordan Ramirez
GIWTWM chaser edition
Kayden Collins
Christianity is the satanic inversion of everything good and right in the world that it claims all other religions are. Capitalism is the tool it uses to invert our former garden of eden into an abject hell.
John Smith
oh wow, I didnt expect to see myself reposted!
Julian Green
kinda weird then how human lifespans have steadily increased since capitalism became a thing
Jaxon Torres
is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different? the stress of having student loans makes them so tight. i'm bored of my whole foods, globe trotting boyfriend. all that easy living has him way too relaxed if you know what i mean? i'll drive an hour just to see the bossy starbucks barista power bottom so i can hit it in his honda civic. they're the best mistresses, simple creatures. they're happy with just going to chili's and coldstone too. unlike my current LeLabo scented bottom with his stress-free, lasered bootyhole asking me to take him to michelin star restaurants so i can MAYBE get romantic, vanilla butt sex and then gets mad at me for getting the squirties on our egyptian cotton Frette sheets man who cares? i'm just trying to fuhq
Thomas Torres
You are an inspiration to us all, shamanon.
That's technological progress, which existed long before capitalism or Christianity. You need to read about the dark ages where those satanic demons posing as priests burned thousands of years of knowledge on how to live better lives and anyone who tried to recover or rediscover any of it, just to sate their inhuman desire for delivering all of us unto death and suffering.
Grayson Brown
You can't hunt like a man and provide food and men would have no reason to feed you because you can't bear children
Adrian Butler
It's a great post!
It's funny you say that because NOT thinking that transactionally is exactly how humans created functional societies and civil orders to begin with.
Isaac Rodriguez
may your crops shrivel up and blow away