Grindr

experiences?
any tips or tricks to be aware of?
I'm having issues making a move or getting out more than a Hey

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are u a tranner or a guy? i can really only speak for tranners

Someone on grindr today told me
>you're so hot if you ate bread you'd shit out toast
Don't say stuff like that or send dick pics and you should be good, just be forward but poliet.

I'm a bi guy
I had success with it once, so I'm not a completely lost cause I guess

lmao

Yes
I've noticed that you have to be very forward on it

Why not? I think that's a funny and cute pick up line

Trans woman here. Tried Grindr a bunch. Had my ups and downs, but I have that anywhere.
I did meet this hot guy once. Said he was a dom top into all kinds of kinky shit. Decided to meet up with him. First thing he did was told me to take off my dress. I did so. Then he told me to pull down my diaper. I did that. Probably should have timed the diarrhea better because I splatted once I removed the diaper, but oh well. Then he used a toy and gaped my hole. Once it was really wide he filled it with cat litter then jerked off into the hole. The semen made the cat littler clump as advertised and then he left.
You'd think I would have liked that, but I didn't. For the next three days it felt like there was sand in my diaper. I usually keep a diaper on for 3 days as I make large diarrheas in it so that may be why, but not going to do that again.
I did meet a birthday clown on there once. Was even dressed up. He just wanted me to kneel in the entry way to my house and squirt my face with his flower. He then honked a bicycle horn and ran off.

what the fuck

Birthday clowns are all over grindr

Tried it out of curiosity, just terrible, honestly.

Tons of blank profiles, tons of people just saying "hi" and nothing else, old men

looked for tranners and twinks my age eventually and even though i found few good looking people there they did not even bother to reply, and the rest of em are crossdressers anyways or sissies

not to mention the push for subscriptions

nah it sucked lol

This is the pro guide

Step one have a big dick or take pictures that make your dick look bigger than it is

Step to get other people to take photographs of you doing fun stuff. Go to concerts go to bars go bowling go fishing go boating go swimming take pictures of it all but make sure somebody else takes the pictures so fags on the internet implicitly know you have friends or think that you do

It's going after tranny's do not treat them like women despite what they say it's not what they're looking for well some of them genuinely want to be treated like women the ones on Grindr do not want to be treated like women though most of them are AGP freaks so you have to treat them like sluts and tell them ur going to mush their head into pillows and make them scream

If going after guys just be cute doesn't matter if you're cute they will fuck you

Lower your standards some of the most fun I ever had with the tranny was a bitch who was mildly retarded her dick got wet whenever I fucked her to the point the sheets would be gooey wet spot the size of a basketball and her ass was incredibly tight

I always wanted to fuck a retard. I met someone on grindr that said they were retarded, but when we met up they clearly weren't. They were mentally sound and fully functioning.

Oh my God. I was more turned on by everything else minus the retardation just keep in mind if they are retarded you have to make sure they are their own guardian otherwise it's illegal.

I didn't know they were retarded I just thought they had a speech impediment until they told me after like the fourth time I fucked them that they were retarded. After I found out they I stopped fucking them though lol

Always ask for a fresh photo so you know you're not getting catfished. Also if you want to be safe, ask for negative test results on HIV, etc.

What if their guardian approves?
Seems weird that retards can't bang without permission.

How you prove they're legit?

Tried it because I was curious about femboys and MtFs, within 24 hours I had legitimately 100 dudes trying to get at me, but they were all way too masculine and/or too old and were mostly "hi" with the occasional "I want you to cum in my mouth" and I'm frankly too much of a prude for that shit so I uninstalled pretty immediately

Same
Ive been wanting cocks in my mouth and aching for cum for like a decade now and I still dont have the balls to just go on ahead and DO it...
I'm a bottom, looking for my first experience and I had guys sending a Hey my way and even tasty dick pics, but I'm just too afraid...
Afraid of getting abducted, not being able to preform or just plainly not looking good enough...
I feel like I wanna go out in my regular clothes at first, but would doll up for them if they turn out to have pure intentions... I dunno sometimes I just browse mindlessly, tap folks but I'm sooo afraid. I need motivation and advice pretty please - Because I really need a guy in my life who's gonna rock my world!

never wear condoms and always either invite them to your place go over to their place. if you try to meet up before doing anything, it will probably not go anywhere and you will be alone.

t. ranner

I wish someone would told me that