This sounds like a problem

> be me
> mtf, 2 years post op
> having stanky problems you know where
> decide to use boric acid to fix the stank (worked wonders last time)
> lay down
> lube up the pill and get ready to insert
> put it in and get a flash back to the catheter from surgery...
> somehow pill decides to jump the border north
> it went in my urethra...
> ohfuckohfuck
> try to push it back out through my other holes but no dice
> burns like crazy
> go pee
> burns even more but i see some pill remnants come out so thats something
> its been an hour and it wont stop burning
> debating going to hospital but terf island doctors probably wont wanna touch a tranny

anons wtf do i do... at least im not alone according to google it happens to non troons too somehow but FUCK i didnt think that was possible

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wtf did I just read

an actual true story. i can post the boric acid bottle for proof if you want.

post the boric acid bottle, it's always good to have everything in detail

ok please hold

you fuckin run to the hospital right now what the actual fuck are you doing seeking medical advice on here

dr ahmed on a random medical advice site says it's fine
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happens to me all the time bro dont worry

t. cis het male

sounds like a good way to punish your gf when she misbehaves

sorry that took a minute because i wrote the wrong fucking date at first (see the smudge) and then i scribbled over some faded whiteboard notes in PS

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OK do you REALLY think i want to go to a hospital, on TERF island, not just as a tranny with a problem down there but a tranny with a problem down there who is also still stinky down there? rope sounds easier

it clearly says "vaginal odor" not "axe wound odor"

yeah you're right clearly these pills were meant for you user

user, go see a doctor. Urologist, anything.

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How big is your uretha that it could slip in?
What's the stink like too btw? And how quick does borax fix it?

You need a healthy cis-girl, to let you take some of her vaginal secretions and put it in yours.
Vaginal bacterial transplants work pretty well for introducing good flora.

I was never this happy to have a penis

How did the thing fit in the urethra? God you’ve given me something new to worry about.
Does it work well for you? It irritates the hell out of me and then the odor comes back a few days later.
I had problems for a while and tried every otc treatment before it just went away. Now it’s back and I’m fighting the doctors but they seem to want to do anything besides actually attempt to help.

You can kill the bad bacteria, but there will still be traces and they will recolonize. You have to introduce good bacteria, after your cleansing to really keep the odor away.

Using the vaginal secretions of a healthy cis-woman, is the easiest solution.
Otherwise your going to have to find another source of the typical vagnal bacteria's.

Or use alternative bacterias as a buffer.

>Using the vaginal secretions of a healthy cis-woman
there's no way this is the real solution

now im imagining a rapehon abducting cis women for their vaginal secretions, thanks user, thanks so much.

i didn't think it was big, but the pill was slimmer than the catheter tube. that thing was torture. ever trip and then feel a rope pull on your bladder from the inside?

or the worst one, pooping and your body deciding pee needs to come out with it but it's too impatient for the tube and it tries to force it through around the tube. that was the worst feeling in the world, felt like i was going to explode...